Emmabrine

I only apologize at funerals

[emmabrine]

what two mobs should i draw fused together?

[85-rend]

feeding my fucked up void dog bread

[catrinformation]

Lubedcalf is turning footsteps into electricity! Using creepers, every step lubedcalf takes generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power palpitations and high blood pressure in busy places like Kale's aorta

(clip from my recent bombshellSMP youtube video) full video here for anyone interested (i worked on it for so long plsplsplsplspls) https://youtu.be/ZgJiMPJD3Nc?si=gJK13-URTcY-xmPS

[catrinformation]

just figured out how to link the full video whoops

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[wolveswolves]

By Tanja Askani

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[hauntedchronicler]

the mutuals are getting mythological about the trials of modern life tonight on tumblr dot com

[charlesoberonn]

If you threw a single ibuprofen tablet into the sea, it would make the world's oceans have an ibuprofen concentration of 1 in 2.92x10^25.

Which is 3.42x10^35 times greater than the concentration of the average homeopathic medicine.

[charlesoberonn]

I like the description on wikipedia

[tropiyas]

conditioning my opponent

[tropiyas]

shampooing my opponent

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[ubernaut]

Today is the day*.

*director’s cut.

[actslikeacat]

[even-more-nonsense]

Off camera mining

[brickylittle]

oh my god I just realized this is the year people will stop being born and stop aging and stop dying

[trippin-on-apple]

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

[zedogica]

can you believe it guys? 17776! just a week away!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

[feraligatr]

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

[unyieldingsilence]

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