Brown Eyes and a Button Nose

[energyprison]

popcorn explodes too violently. they need to breed a new one that unfurls like the delicate wings of a newly emerged moth

[fairycosmos]

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

[fairycosmos]

[maureen-corpse]

all right everyone let's hear it for ACETAMINOPHEN let's give it up for STORE-BRAND TYLENOL let me hear you make some NOISE

[nosdrinker]

everything was better in the early 2000s esp. my extreme ignorance of the world and roller coaster tycoon 2

[unfading-scrutiny-deactivated20]

words to live by

[papayajuan2019]

i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon

[kitchenrat]

camembert charm always on hand in case of emergency

[louisegluckpdf]

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

[oflline]

[toastbutteregg]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

take everything i say with a hint of lime

[achesspiece]

is that simple task bothering you queen

[capacity2]

Silk is so beautiful. Thank you worms

[wokeuplaughing]

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

[wokeuplaughing]

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

[tastefullyoffensive]

[toastbutteregg]

[godshideouscreation]