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Xuebing Du
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
we're not kids anymore.
YOU ARE THE REASON
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BVG pride merch ist so gut, ich verzeih ihnen alle Verspätungen ✌🏻
ICH HASSE BERLIN IMMER NOCH aber wenigstens repräsentieren sie BISEXUALITÄT.
Ah, die drei großen B - Bisexualität, Berlien-Hass und Bier - na gut das Bier ist jetzt hier nucht explizit erwähnt aber es ist Markus Söder also ist das zumindes immer eine implizite Hitnergrumdanmahme!
There was a popular and very bawdy sitcom about a Greek family living in rural England.
Its name was “7.5” and most episodes revolved around the family watching their own show and complaining about the writing.
this, too, is gnosticism
No idea what any of this means but @specterofarts will know and would appreciate this. (And may explain it)
Oh yeah I think it's because they had that one episode where one of the sons gets ratted out to the cops for 30 pieces of silver by one of his friends but when the cops showed up the son whent 'I'm going to let you in on some secret knowledge, this was all part of my plan - you turned me in to the cops, so now I am the cops and now I'm going to fuck off back to the immortal realm of barbelo again - you're still my besty though, enjoy your silver, ok bye!'
They might also be talking about the Armenian 7.5 show staring among others Mkrtich Arzumanyan. IMDB doesn't say what the show is about and also only lists 5 of the 7 actors, so idk one of the others might also be the demiurge
Finally found that Berry Club Mate I actually thought was a fake product they just put on the back of real mate bottles to fill the space where they usually advertise the Christmas-flavour... Berry Mate is real, it doesn't quite live up to the hype, its decent, but I now realize I build up an undue ammount of hype for what is essentially just caffeinated berry icetea 🤔
first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone
third thing in my skeleton list using somebody's bones as my money, fourth thing buy a tophat with those bones and 5. dance while the other skeletons are playing xylophone 💀💀💀💀💀
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
World Heritage Post
Yooo, last time I saw this post I was in tenth grade and bored during my English class - right now I'm sitting in a coworkign space at my university and writing on a chapter for my doctoral thesis - some things don't change and sometimes that's good!
trans women.. are women *walks into sunset* *pauses* and um- trans men are men- and also non binary people are non-binary, agender people are agender, and neogender and uh- uh- *stumbles into the sunset* trans people are whatever gender they want to be..! *sun consumes me*
Ok since I know I have at least one mutual who is into phonetics: Just realized that the verb 'to propel' is spelled with one L while 'propeller', 'propellant' etc. all have two (except 'propulsion' now that I think about that), so WHY ARE THE E AND THE L SOUNDS THE FUCKING SAME IN ALL OF THEM? Like seriously somebody help - I'm currently in a meeting muttering 'propeller' to myself over and over and my coworkers are starting to look at me weird...!
Churrently watching a very shlocky horror series on Netflix and I think I just realized two things which might actually be kind of profound:
1. I never realized that the sirname 'Cunningham' is basically just 'Sneaky Prosciutto' - I'm going not to explain that any further
2. We as a society are still not over calling our spooky horror bloaks 'The [somthing something] Man' - like seriously, in a post Bye-Bye Man economy fuckers are still like (I don't know, hypothetical example urelated to anything I'm currently watching) 'Oh yeah let's call the spooky guy in our horror-production The Sorry-Man - like imagine a character just telling the spooky background lore and they sound like they're apologizing to someone the whole time'
Actually, I've started working on my own horror script and I'm calling the spooky thing what gets ya 'Updog' - l mean imagine that: you're in the spooky house and the weird old groundskeeper or groundskeeper-like character goes 'Oh shit it's Updog' and then you ask 'What's updog?' but the old man can't answer because he got eaten by the Updog! 🐕
just did a hit of pillow and blanky
damn people naming their self-grown weed strains are out of control!
Only like 2 more years and I can finally start shopping around for an evil layer and hiring henchpeople!!! I know most evil headquaters look like mondernist concrete blocks these days but I'm thinking of going for a tastefull art deco optic for the above ground levels and maybe some Mire Lee looking biomechanical hellscape of industrial machinery for the underground complex from where I'll commit my interdisciplinary linguistics-based crimes (like I'll probably dwvelope a satanic part of speech tagger that only works correctly 90% of the time, sells part of your sould to Paimon whenever you use it and still requires a subscription that you need to manually renew every 2 years)...
I mean I'll of course have to check with my future henchpeople if they'd be alright with the biomechanical hellscape thing from a workplace savety perspective...
On an unrelated note: does anybody around here know any cyberpunk ninja or is a dark warlock looking for a gig as a court-magician?
Not optional I guess
Anyone know why most deodorants marketed towards women smells like either laundry detergent or some sort of candy you buy at the counter of the shitty art-supply store across the street from my old elementary school while all deodorants marketed toward men smell like how I imagine the airfresheners on Epstein Island to smell?
Crazy that you can just play triplets. "Yeah this song has 8 8th notes per bar but avctually elmme just play 12" sure thign buddy like THAT'S ever gonna sound good. And it's the bets sound ever! Oh it's 4 beats in this bar of 4/4? Wait no actually ic ast slow triplets it is now 3/4 time with a different tempo so the 3 beats fit in the space of 4 exactly. And it sounds amazing. Fuck you.
Damn, it's nice that you can just play triplets - last time I tried it didn't even take a week untill everybody figured out that my two identical siblings were just me with different stick-on mustaches, no matter how much I tried to bamboozle everybody by talking about music theory...
(Well maybe I should have shaved off my actualy mustache for one of the personas and found something else to pretend to be an expert in whenever somebody would question why they'd never seen me and my siblings in the same room - like seriously don't ask me what an open fifth is or something - I have no clue!
Linguisten begeistert: Perfektes Gegenteil von 'mausig' gefunden
teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living
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The noble goorse! This definitely gets the Graf Gänsedreck seal of approval (which is this badly cropped, low-res, selfie-mode photo of my cursed horse-tattoo...:)
@letmesleeponyourtummyordie no whalrus? Well it said the wahlrus WAS Paul, right?
