All the things I couldn't say

[thesnicketfile]

Lemony Snicket's Advice on Writing a Nice Thank-You Note

1. Do not start with the thank you.

2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, “Thank you for the nice sweater,” you can’t imagine what to write next. Say, “It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day.”

3. Then you’re done.

I recommend learning how to write a very good thank-you note. A child who can write a nice thank-you note can turn into a cocaine dealer five years later and be remembered as the child who wrote nice thank-you notes.

[scifiseries]

[hefeastus]

why are gay ppl told to tone down their gay but no one tells straight ppl to not wear fucking shorts in the snow

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[fyp-philosophy]

The innocent is the person who explains nothing.

Albert Camus (via fyp-philosophy)

[dunder-mifflin-pa]

[boredpanda]

[flashlights-n-traintimes]

National Geographic photographers are metal as fuck

[hypnotic-flow]

actually thought about doing this for a profession..

[annulet]

i wanted to he a photographer for national geographics… idk anymore

[emilyschromm-blog]

[officialunitedstates]

sally sells seashells by the sea shore, but what kind of business plan is that?  why would i buy seashells from sally if im already on the sea shore and can pick up my own.  sally is a poor businesswoman

[charleyzheng]

Yeah. It really doesn’t get any better than this.

[derek-foreal]

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

[thegoodvybe]

Why does it feel like time is moving quicker every year?

Elf Maiden (via thegoodvybe)

[lorenz-od]

[quotemadness]

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

Neil deGrasse Tyson (via quotemadness)

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[lifehitsharder]

Eminem x Dre

[ill-matic]

Since Day 🖕🏼