Every Sort of Mischief

I'm a New Adult author with a borderline obsession with zombies, history, and British television. Proud Nerdfighter, comic book geek, and bibliophile. You're really cool. I think we should be friends.

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[chrromebrutus-deactivated202105]

[candlejack]

The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle Earth

EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. YOU MISSED ONE.

[revanchistsuperstar]

BILL THE MOTHER FUCKING PONY IS THE MOST BAD ASS PONY TO EVER PONY.

SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

BILL WAS AN OLD FUCKING PONY, AND WHEN THEY BOUGHT HIM IN BREE, EVERYONE SCOFFED. “YOU’VE PAYED TOO MUCH FOR THAT PONY.” THEY SAID.

BUT THEY WERE WRONG.

BILL FUCKING MADE IT WITH THE FELLOWSHIP ALL THE WAY TO THE MINES OF MORIA. AND THEN THE WATCHER IN THE WATER ATTACKS, AND SAM THINKS BILL IS DEAD. BUT IS HE? NO THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKING PONY HOOFS HIS BUTT ALL THE WAY BACK TO BREE ON HIS LONESOME, WHERE HE FUCKING WAITS FOR SAM, AND THEN HELPS THEM AT THE BATTLE OF BYWATER BY GIVING HIS FORMER ABUSIVE MASTER A SWIFT KICK IN THE BEHIND.

BILL THE PONY FOR PRESIDENT OF MIDDLE EARTH.

[earhat]

“none of the cabs would take me.”

[mishasteaparty]

and I am burdened with glorious popcorn!

[mottwilfred-deactivated20150106]

[theflapofrabdolph-blog]

[jeaanmoreau]

#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

[hepburning]

[emmawintersauthor]

DAT OUTFIT.

[joanlockian]

[eccola10]

i love her

[ohcrossbows-deactivated20140209]

I’ll tell ya’ what it’s worth…

[notagingeryet]

Community revisited: 3x19 Curriculum unavailable

[leias]

He was gentle in bearing, and a lover of lore and of music, and therefore by many in those days his courage was judged less than his brother’s. But it was not so, except that he did not seek glory in danger without a purpose. 

[ruthwilson]

[anaknskywalker]

[samandriel]

[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

[karolinasdeans]

[crowletto]

I collected my favourite Patrick Memes this week. Pic manips are not mine. They’re from awesome people.

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