Emmers-La-Unicorn

So....Unicorn |She-her| 19 years old| | literal trash| Bi| |huge comic nerd| |is literally Squirrel Girl|

[gay-white-bread]

I'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

[basslover-deactivated]

Roger Taylor and his addiction with dressing in drag: a masterpost

[yeezuss]

reblog with the age you turn in 2018

[lesbian-warriors-deactivated201]

23

[katesattic]

24 (in twenty-six days. Ah! That’s too soon!)

[what-even-is-thiss]

20. In June. I’m gonna lose my teen card.

[amazable01]

17 in July…

Noooooooooooo…

Don’ wanna be old…..

[what-even-is-thiss]

Bruh.

You’re young until like your late 30s. And even after that life can be awesome.

Chill.

[overly-analogical]

19 that’s a weird age I don’t think I’ve ever thought about being. 18 and 20 both seem kind of important but 19 isn’t anything special. It seems like a weird age to be.

[what-even-is-thiss]

From a real certified 19 year old, yeah. I can confirm that. It’s a good age though. A good year to mature and figure a thing or two out.

[llumimoon]

Well, I already turned 13.

[randomslasher]

34. Fandom grampa!!

[prplzorua]

Lmao I’ll be 20 in September

[caristars-deactivated20180503]

Turning 21 in October!

(And yet I still don’t have a lisence, a car, or an apartment.)

[rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018]

15 in 5 months!

[the-prince-and-the-emo]

17

[0leatherbird0]

16

[milomeepit]

18! A still freshly minted Adult™

[logan-exe]

20

[artistictaurean]

36 in a little less than three weeks!

[thebaagelboy]

21

[emmers-la-unicorn]

19

[clowncrownallenwalker]

Re-blog if you would accept somebody you knew who came out as asexual

I’m honestly really curious to see how many people actually accept it. Because there are allot of people who don’t believe it’s real. Or at the least don’t accept it when somebody they know come out as asexual. 

[cookieoli]

4k notes are really sad..

[deathismyaesthetic]

My friend was really accepting of me…

[loudmeows-moved]

i’m asexual so of course i would accept that :’)

[sex-repulsion]

of course of course y'all, all kinds of aces are welcome!

[howellingatthestars]

boi ofc

[alien-fanbitch]

If I didn’t, I’d be quite a hypocrite being asexual myself

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

My boyfriend, watching ‘Why Do We Get Out Of Bed?’: Where is he

My boyfriend, seeing Logan: Where is he??

My boyfriend, seeing Deceit: nO NOT SNEK WHERE IS HE???

My boyfriend, seeing Roman: WHEREEE IS HEEE

My boyfriend, seeing Virgil: CLOSE BUT WHURRRR OH MY GOOOD

My boyfriend, seeing Patton: !!! POTATO MAN!!! THERE HE IS!!!

[unfortunately-awake]

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

Wait isn't it super late for you?

SSSHHHHH

Also, just because I speak Italian it doesn’t mean I live in Italy! XD

[emmers-la-unicorn]

Io non parlo italiano. Tu parla engles?

[i-am-a-fish]

Reblog this post within 30 seconds of seeing it to have one of my text posts appear on your blog!

[lesbiansassemble]

Marvel + Tumblr Text Posts (1/?)

[emmers-la-unicorn]

😂

[emmers-la-unicorn]

"I hit them and the stay down!"

[emmers-la-unicorn]

My friends and I are hiding... shh... we make a "camp fire"

[emmers-la-unicorn]

I showed my mom a picture of Star Lord and asked her who it was. She said :

“Captain…Guardian”

“Loki…..Thor! Oh no Thor’s Chris Hemsworth..”

“Super jumper…”

“…I give up tell me.”

So I told her it was Star lord.

“What?! That’s not a real one.”

[emmers-la-unicorn]

Update I asked her who Jeremy Renner played and her response was:

"I know it's not it, but... pigeon man comes to mind..."

[emmers-la-unicorn]

I showed my mom a picture of Star Lord and asked her who it was. She said :

"Captain...Guardian"

"Loki.....Thor! Oh no Thor's Chris Hemsworth.."

"Super jumper..."

"...I give up tell me."

So I told her it was Star lord.

"What?! That's not a real one."

[dreamxzr]

the earth is saved

[emmers-la-unicorn]

My... heroes?

[anticumber]

am i funny yet

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

He’s our biggest Fan

[failedclone]

Finally dad,,,, I found you,,,

[thecutestofthecute]

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

[furbearingbrick]

I needed this.

[queer-broflovskii]

@obsidianwitch03 !!

[aberrantanomaly03]

Omg I forgot about this post hhhhhh <3 (Also @jammer536 l o o k at the seal)

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[emmers-la-unicorn]

All I can think of is a crowded restaurant with apples and jars of bees being thrown viciously.