Kenzie

♐️|15|I need jesus||she/her

[k4rkl3s-blog]

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

[thinking-clairely]

I’VE WAITED 2 FUCKING YEARS TO POST THIS BECAUSE I MISSED 420 2 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW

[theshit4chansays]

Graweedy Falls

[clyderwasfunwhileitlasted]

literally have had this queued for a year

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Does she fancy me?

Or is she just being friendly?

My favourite game

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: she fancies me

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: She’s my girlfriend

[silverspectrumm]

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We live together

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update, we’re engaged

[zealousflower]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[howellingatthestars]

Human: *turns out lamp*

Moth: that wasn’t very cash money of you, brööthēr.

[howellingatthestars]

Human: *turns out lamp*

Moth: that wasn't very cash money of you, brööthēr.

[publicschoolstories]

There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school. HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE. A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”

[bunjywunjy]

whoever they are they’re my hero

[howellingatthestars]

Y'all.. it's tonight.

Fuck.

[blockchiken-deactivated20251112]

[alliekitaguchi]

THEY DID IT AGAIN

[lexhokage]

IS MOM EVER COMING HOME?

[yanderechild-archive]

THEY’RE PLAYING DARUDE- SANDSTORM AJSHSSL

[howellingatthestars]

Y'all,..

Dan and Phil are tomorrow.

Dan and Phil are tomorrow.

dAN AND PHIL ARE TOMORROW

HoLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

D A N

AN D

P H I L

A R E

T O M O R R O W

f U C K

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

get julius caesar addicted to hentai

seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

[theirisianprincess]

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

[howellingatthestars]

Ya bitch is back

Wassup world

[amorverde]

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

[howellingatthestars]

I'M BACK BITCHZZZ

Actually I'm not because I'm going to Tanzania soon and apparently they have shit wifi

BUT EXPECT THE RETURN OF KENZIE

9.7.18

(or 7.9.18 if you're American)

[bleutectic]

it honestly surprises me how phil lester, human ray of sunshine, manages to kill so many houseplants

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[markv5]

Одинокий танцпол…

[gummybearcub-deactivated2018122]

“Lonely dance floor …“

[botanistlester]

hell is real and its the midwest