Okay so Australia might be real

We are all paid actors It (as in the country of Australia) Also he/him/they This is the only bisexual Australia around I feel bad about stealing that from Satan but this is basically hell so I'll keep it Banner credit: @tisthehatguy

[an-australian-offical]

G’day mate

okay. So the first thing I need to get out of the way is. WE DONT ALL TALK LIKE THAT. I don’t think I’ve ever said g’day in my life

mate on the other hand…

this was originally meant to be a blog about how Australia doesn’t exist but now is just me shitposting and laughing about Australia politics

UPDATE

I have family now

@chipotle-offical is my father

@theredwitch01 is simultaneously my older and younger sibling

@emosruleoverpeasent-offical is my eccentric grandpa

and now my cousins

@20agentmothman10 is my silly gay cousin

@a-random-boat-offical is my long lost cousin

also as this is my first post I’m gonna add a dni: kiwis

edit: I feel bad about the kiwi thing so kiwis are no longer dni although if you agree with any of the far right politicians on the Bondi shooting please leave immediately also all the usual dni’s

[an-angel-offical]

flap flap flappity flap

-@an-australian-offical

*he tilts his head*

hello?

[an-australian-offical]

*an Australian from the ground bellow*

GDAY MATE WHATCHA DOING UP THERE COME ON DOWN AND HAVE A YARN

[an-angel-offical]

whats a yarn?

[an-australian-offical]

a chat

[an-angel-offical]

why doyou call that a yarn?

[an-australian-offical]

I wanted to ask you about your cars extended warranty

[an-angel-offical]

(i assume you meant to rb the post saying "what do you want to talk about?")

i dont have a car, & whats a warranty?

[an-australian-offical]

(whoops yeah I did)

ummm well, a car is this thing you drive around *remembers you might not know what driving is* driving is this thing where you push something and it makes the car you are sitting in move, you can go rather fast doing it too

and warranty is *realises I’d have to explain the entirety of capitalism to you if you don’t know what that is* do you know what capitalism is?

[an-angel-offical]

i know what driving is, i also know what a car is, i just dont have one, & yes i know what capitalism is

[an-australian-offical]

oh well that clears a few things up

can I interest you in any of my little treats from the hellscape in which I live

*offers you a timtam covered in Vegemite*

here thid is a local delicacy

[an-angel-offical]

*he looks at it, confused*

[an-australian-offical]

I would recommend it highly

[an-angel-offical]

whats on it?

[an-australian-offical]

it’s a chocolate biscuit coated in a Vegemite spread

the spread is a true delicacy and is the closest thing to heaven we have down in the hellscape

[an-angel-offical]

its nothing close to heaven

[an-australian-offical]

It’s the the closest we have. why. Do you have something better angle whi has graced us with your presence

[an-angel-offical]

no, just, its not close to heaven

[an-australian-offical]

well I’m trying my hardest okay

[an-australian-offical]

AAAAA IT'S AN AUSTRALIAN

BOOOOO

heheheheh

[an-angel-offical]

flap flap flappity flap

-@an-australian-offical

*he tilts his head*

hello?

[an-australian-offical]

*an Australian from the ground bellow*

GDAY MATE WHATCHA DOING UP THERE COME ON DOWN AND HAVE A YARN

[an-angel-offical]

whats a yarn?

[an-australian-offical]

a chat

[an-angel-offical]

why doyou call that a yarn?

[an-australian-offical]

I wanted to ask you about your cars extended warranty

[an-angel-offical]

(i assume you meant to rb the post saying "what do you want to talk about?")

i dont have a car, & whats a warranty?

[an-australian-offical]

(whoops yeah I did)

ummm well, a car is this thing you drive around *remembers you might not know what driving is* driving is this thing where you push something and it makes the car you are sitting in move, you can go rather fast doing it too

and warranty is *realises I’d have to explain the entirety of capitalism to you if you don’t know what that is* do you know what capitalism is?

[an-angel-offical]

i know what driving is, i also know what a car is, i just dont have one, & yes i know what capitalism is

[an-australian-offical]

oh well that clears a few things up

can I interest you in any of my little treats from the hellscape in which I live

*offers you a timtam covered in Vegemite*

here thid is a local delicacy

[an-angel-offical]

*he looks at it, confused*

[an-australian-offical]

I would recommend it highly

[an-angel-offical]

whats on it?

[an-australian-offical]

it’s a chocolate biscuit coated in a Vegemite spread

the spread is a true delicacy and is the closest thing to heaven we have down in the hellscape

[an-angel-offical]

its nothing close to heaven

[an-australian-offical]

It’s the the closest we have. why. Do you have something better angle whi has graced us with your presence

[anincarnationofchaos]

yall wanna see some lyrics

[an-australian-offical]

yes please

[number5offical]

i feel like someone in officalverse is gonna relate to this

[an-australian-offical]

thank you lots

@julius-caesar-official

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kayjellybeans]

NO FUCKIN WAY

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I hate this app

[an-australian-offical]

I had to deal with so you do too

[drumsticks-offical]

anytime I see that any of my posts have reblogs Im like “who would ever want to reblog this shit and pollute their dash”

[drumsticks-offical]

anytime I see that any of my posts have reblogs Im like “who would ever want to reblog this shit and pollute their dash”

[drumsticks-offical]

anytime I see that any of my posts have reblogs Im like “who would ever want to reblog this shit and pollute their dash”

[koloocheh]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stargazer-offical]

@the-scuba-diver-offical

[an-australian-offical]

fun fact. Over 90%of Australia’s population lives within 50km of the ocean. We realllllyyyyy love the water

[australia-offical]

Golden gaytimes are a mood

gaytimes are SO PEAK

[an-australian-offical]

I fear there are two sides of the officalverse

the side eternally fighting to be the ruler of the officalverse

and the peasants who side there and watch as the world crumbles around them

[an-australian-offical]

I’m 2 followers away from 300 could two people pleaseeeeee follow me, pretty please. And if I do get to 300 I’ll look to the rb’s for suggestions on what to do

[argon-offical]

the officalverse is great because we all follow each others but we don’t know it cus we don’t know each others mains

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

hey, everybody. i don't often make these kinds of posts, but i'm getting desperate. the uk has banned minors from being prescribed hormones, and the nhs isn't allowed to refer us to clinics either. i'm currently not able to get a job because of studying, and my parents have refused to buy me hormones because they think it's dangerous if not prescribed. it isn't with the proper resources, but besides the point.

i've set up a goal on kofi, and you can also tip me. i'm setting up digital art commissions, as well. it doesn't have to be anything big, even just a couple pounds will go a long way. my dysphoria is debilitating and i'm disabled as well, which reduces my chances of getting hired for any jobs i apply for drastically. please, help me out. if you can't donate, a reblog would go a long way.

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[an-australian-offical]

I’m currently not in a position to donate but if anybody who sees this is I feel thid is super important

I’ll also tag a few people as well so sorry to bother you if you are tagged

@da-police-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @homosexuality-offical @shoe-offical @wereboobs-offical @angel-offical @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical

and of course open tags

Please if anyone is in a position to help do so

[rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical]

EVERYONE GET EXCITED WE MADE IT A WEEK