Emmett

Grumpy teen that hates his job in The Agency Tiramisu enthusiam #1 Emmettcomingfordatass

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A Warning For All Lotf OCs

(⚠️introduction to Emmett, mission, informations)

introduction

Name: Emmett Bourg

Age: 14 years old

Birthday: October 11th

Origins: french

Work as: Agent

Goal: Erase all Lotf OCs that may impose a threat to Goldin’s original novel. Like: his gun, chocolate, calm, being alone, cash

dislike: everything and everyone honestly but very much his job.

” I hate this stupid job “

MISSION

by: Editing Crew, Agency

“Due to the overflowing creativity of Golding’s avid readers, we have to send Mr.Bourg Emmett to erase them”

INFORMATIONS & RULES

HI HI HELLOOOOOOO <3333

So, y’all, this is a crazy idea I had. I call this AU “Path Of Truth/PAT” or “A Warning For All Lotf OCs/AWFALOCs”. Basically, there is a lotta lotf ocs all around the island are unconsciously created by fans and actually appear in the book. The Editing Crew noticed it and decided to call The Agency to take care of it, so they sent a 14 years old boy: Emmett Bourg, on a mission to erase all “anomalies” from the novel and make it “True” Again.

TO KNOW:

-Its an AU I just created, some things may be abit shaky but it’ll get better with time. -Emmett is self-aware and conscious, he knows about “Ask Blogs” and stuff like that. -Nobody on the isle know Emmett is here, he lives alone further.

-Emmett KILLS lotf ocs. But its an AU, so it may be UNCANON for your storyline. He picks his victims among characters that change too much the book storyline and/or are too close/have influence on the main characters. You can use the tag.

-I’ll pick “targets” and discuss with the creator before-hand, in-and-out of the RP. -You can always reach out toward me to pick your oc as a “Target”

-Emmett may have interactions with others characters but most of them will be non-canon. I’ll be sure to always distinguish them. -You can always ask Emmett stuff! :D

-he’s a jerk btw.

-There will be a target list.

-Pretty please join us?

-Everyone is free to come and ask stuff or even give ideas or anything, I just got this idea and got over-excited about it. -Its all playful, its an au, nobody take offense!

TAGS:

-under construction-

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Agency Message

The Agency is now proud to assure that Emmett will soon be around again, we faced hardships and some small glitches to be fixed but soon Emmett will be allowed back in the novel to get ris of anomalies.

Thank you, dearly

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If you don’t like 5 we can send 7 cockroaches…

WasTed

“ You miss hints with your smartass attitude ”

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emmett i sincerely hope that no less than five cockroaches crawl inside your mouth when you sleep 🩷🩷🩷

(also for mod: this au is v cool. no hate to you at all)

(keeps him up at night).

(He wakes up thinking a cockroach is crawling on his bed. Yes. Thats my comeback post.)

“ Five? That’s a very interesting number to chose ”

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[An emo angel guy awkwardly flew over, holding a can of Faygo]

“Hey dude, uh higher ups sent me to like…”

[he checked his phone]

“Yeah get you to stop? I mean I don’t really wanna be here, I’m not even rendered rn, I’ve got shit to do. So can you just like, chill? Yeah. Yeah that’d be cool. I mean murder is lame. But you know I’m not, fully opposed. I’m not like the fish lady she’s weird as helllllll but y’know, work.”

“So… stop it? Yeah.”

Angel-?

“ Huh..? ”

Saw alot of weird stuff in my life, worked with even worse people. But seeing THAT was nothing reassuring. Great. Now they were hopping universes and managed to do that well, by the look of it.

“ Great. A fuckin’ weirdo now.. maybe im hallucinating? No “Do not be afraid” or accurate angel stuff..? Amateur. Go, i am not willing to waste my time on you. ”

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Grandma

“ She always interfere in my business. This madwoman is grating on my nerves. And The Agency let me deals with it. ”

@msfisherot , you bitchy ass grandma.

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[A rustling of feathers signals the arrival of a particularly irritating crow. He peers at the boy, perched on a branch]

Hello Emmett, nice to see you around.

I'm curious about something. Just what are you?

If you think about it, you're a lotf oc as well, aren't you? No amount of self awareness can change what you are. When your mission is done, just what is going to happen to you? Perhaps... you'll meet the same fate as the others?

[The bird cackles]

Oh don't look so serious, boy! I'm pulling your leg, that's all. Don't let lil' ol' me distract you.

I am

“ Im far greater, Poulet. And its a curse. ”

If you want answers to your questions, reach out to The Agency! Or try to be more subtle.

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Stupid Stuff, really

“ It’s gonna be fast, I just have to…Sabotage this piece of wood. And avoid the kid…Fuck that. I’ll do a report and move on to the next target, it’ll be quick. If only Grandma and Poulet would leave me alone. ”

@askboat @msfisherot @feathery-bastard

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The curiosity of some new kid on the island, someone playing executioner for some editor god while armed with a gun of all things. It was fascinating among all the monotony of the island.

How sheep like people could be. Irritating, irrational, and yet, impeccably interesting.

He saw Emmet a sort of object of pity, something sad that he couldn’t look away from. Emmet was really a car crash of a man.

How sad, couldn’t break away from simple orders? Even when nobody was around to enforce them. Even when an enforcer probably never existed. Tragic were the mad.

Mayhaps he could give a token, a boon of affection, companionship, lord knows this Emmet character would probably clamor at any chance for it odd thing he was.

He found a good mango off a tree. Ripe and bright and nourishing enough and sat it by where Emmet roamed.

Charity, father would call it.

(- Enoch of @angels-enclave )

(OOC; Is this silly? This is silly.)

Emergency Report 🚨

To: The Agency

By: Emmett Bourg. XX/XX/XXXX

“ A kid was being noisy. Enoch, his name. Two shots in the head, it was quick. I was probably the only one that didn’t let him suffer in this miserable life on the island. ”

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prev anon here sorry i didn't clarify. i meant @ask-rick-j-lotf have you heard of him??? you two act similar lolz

Rick

“ Dont you have anything to do beside wasting my time throwing around non-existent names and comparing me to a STICKMAN? Is it a joke? Ugh. I have work to do. ”

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Teenage workers in the EU: Age limits & working time - Your Europe https://share.google/gYoXWq1pWDbAT2ViY

Here are the ones for the European union baguette boy <3

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Time

“ I mean… Wrong Time maybe. Try reaching out to The Agency tho, they are my employers. ”

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you and that stickman have some things in common.. do you have any plans on attacking that one?

Stickman-?

“ Stickman..? Who? Have you lost your mind? ”

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Child employment: Restrictions on child employment - GOV.UK https://share.google/bAUxVBaaAzyorfAg3

Here I'm leaving you the restrictions of child employment in the UK, I would kindly ask you to give them a good read and also show them to whoever hired you. Sending lots of hugs your way <3

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UK

“ Must be lovely to be a UK citizen… ”

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vincent solance shot dead in the bronx

Bronx..?

“ Is that….Some kind of joke? Is it supposed to mean anything? ”

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STOP committing murder dude ☹️

Guess !

“ Stop asking useless things and guess who’s next instead, dear ”

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do you have any ocs you hate more than others or do you think of them all as the same?

Hate.

“ I dont ‘hate’ , fool. I work. Learn the differences rather than throwing labels. ”

( @ask-the-medic-vincent )

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Report #1

To: The Agency

By: Emmett. XX/XX/XXXX

“ Dearest Agency,

i have completed my lesson, Vincent Solanace is now, proclaimed by my very hands, Dead.

To begin with, I have let out a letter. A letter, telling him that I took his dear Philip away, which I did, but not in the way he expected, threatening to kill the kid if he told a single soul. And that fool fell for it. While he was biting his own hand searching for the kid, he was in my place, eating chocolate, Vincent was running around. “

” He ran, ran out of love and I indicated him a secluded location where I knew he would…Trip. “

“ He tripped in one of the old tree root, and fell to the ground, hitting his head straight on a sharp rock specially waiting for him, the impact left him dizzy and soon would paralyze him. He took his his last forces to turn and look at me. ”

“ I didnt shoot him, at least not to death. I did, indeed, shoot his leg, formality to be sure he wouldnt move… and that the blood would draw the hungry boars in. Four, to be exact. ”

“ He did not survive. How would he when animals ate his body alive? He died knowing my face, not my name and unsure of Philip’s fate. ”

…….

“ I left little Philip back to a Indigenous girl. ”

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