Emily

" 'Cause Sometimes To Stay Alive You Gotta Kill Your Mind." 18 years old. Maryland. a piece of shit, honestly. I like hiking and reptiles.

[dayleg]

[ughchekov]

this girl at work was like “would you date a guy shorter than you?” and i said “nah fam.” and this other guy was like “don’t you think that’s kinda shallow?” and i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m a lesbian, carl.”

[t-aash]

“i’m a lesbian, carl” is now the official companion to “harold, they’re lesbians”

[thebeautyofbecoming]

[diananock]

Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.

[midnightruin]

I love abandoned ruins so much

[signalrun-deactivated20190312]

the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic

[wheremyscalesslither]

oH mY gOd

[chrishallbeck]

No peeking. patreon.com/chrishallbeck

[keatonpatti]

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[terriamon]

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

[sugarweregoingdownswinging]

You would not believe Bill Nye

If ten million Science Guys

[mxnrique]

People reacting to Kesha’s high note

[coaztal]

This note literally defined my life

[yungpunk666]

Kesha is fucking EVERYONE up right now! You betta!

[oldslskenandore-deactivated2018]

Kesha hit THAT note and we ALL just dropped

[rayvone-deactivated20200430]

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SCREAMING

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

Lmaoooooooo

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Stoooooooooppppppp

[kappasquirrel]

[toshio]

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

cool beans

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

[emmmilyyybbb]

@naomirose410

[guild-of-calamity]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I would rather live somewhere that is permanently cold than hot. I can always add layers, but I can only get so naked.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

You know, it’s always been assumed that in ancient Britain people avoided the fair folk at all cost and were super careful to not be trapped if taken, but with the amount of people agreeing that they want aliens to abduct them today, I can’t help but wonder if during tough periods of Irish history there were people who genuinely wanted the fair folk to get them. 

“As you can tell, we have to be very careful around these parts lest the fair folk steal you to the Otherworld.”

“FUCKING STEAL MY SOUL ALREADY YOU ETHEREAL ASSHOLES!”

[thebisexualmandalorian]

You know, I never thought of it like that, but I can absolutely believe it.

[interstellarlovebot-deactivated]

me in ancient britian: *banging pots and pans and hollering in the forest, walking into every faerie ring I find*