Jul 9, 2019
Aziraphale gets a lil’ potted plant to brighten up his backroom and he tries to take very good care of it and dotes over it Crowley’s just “Oh, he’s never going to grow *proper* plants like this” and goes behind his back to scream at it cause his Angel deserves the BEST plants in London too dammit. And one day Aziraphale walks in on Crowley screaming “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GROW FOR MY ANGEL I CANNOT TOLERATE SUCH SLOPPY GROWTH WE ARE DISAPPOINTING HIM” and Az just stands there frozen for a second and then goes “Aww, dear that’s sweet but also what the fuck"
Bonus points if this is the first time Crowley heard Aziraphale say fuck
