Fuck

Living for the post hard launch era

[girldan-pip]

whatever you do, do NOT think about how whenever something is described as loveable, likeable or bright and positive, dan's thoughts immediately go to phil

[shed-some-light]

they're posting the phex tape i knew it.

[emoboylovr]

they are going to Post Something

[the-muppet-joker]

Croaker, I have written a document that chronicles the timeline and important details of the various plot arks of your blog. It is over 100 pages long. Would you like for me to share it with your followers?

What is wrong with you. Yes absolutely

[randomcanfly]

The Croaker

A Muppet Joker Odyssey By: AL Trigger Warnings: Furbies, Muppet Sex, Bodily fluids, Violence, Pregnancy, Cannibalism, Daddy issues, Horse

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16dqe8TzlnnWWtrYAEQ51WA87Q3u-0xfY1mUJHuyuShI/edit?usp=drivesdk

Bon Apetit. If something doesn't work let me know! Probably could be formatted better but OH WELL

[hand-of-clay]

Creation of Sister Daniel

this took literal ages..

@danielhowell @amazingphil

[beaniebabyrainbowsnail]

This is like my version of phanart. I love Dan’s style, and I’m passionate about reducing textile waste by shopping secondhand and making my own clothing. This set is made from a thrifted men’s shirt. It’s not perfect, but I feel very cute in it and I’m excited to wear it this summer!

[hollivens]

phil squat! 🏋🏻

[emoboylovr]

hehehe I do that

[mihai-florescu]

[em0dnp]

and I know two twinks that are committed to both

[mpregisiconic]

grindr gremlin

[laddersmp3]

much to think about

[laddersmp3]

@shamelessfanturkeycreator incredibly real. you understand

[lesbianhowlter]

he got to finish the joke (╥ᴗ╥)

[veryfuckingphannie]

The rebrand of Dan from "oh my god my best friend is such a dork and i'm a cynical bitch but we have fun together" to "i'm in love with this dumb bitch" is quite impressive, but Phil's rebrand from "i'm just a silly innocent guy with emo hair" to "i love talking about piss and gay sex to rile my boyfriend up and also i'm hot"??? Actually life changing

[thelizardperson]

phil realizing they never actually extablished that they were dating and instead just oops now we live together is truly the lesbian representation we've needed

[chompingonuggets]

Being in the phandom atm is the most rewarding thing ever. We constantly get fed with new content (more than weekly??) Our otp is real. Like it’s actually canon. It always has been canon. Can u imagine what kind of insane standards we have compared to other fandoms??

I don’t get new DnP content for two days and I start gnawing at the bars of my enclosure.

What a time to be alive

[dandp]

"you people trying to get me to answer questions" says man hosting a q&a who also specifically chose the questions

[emoboylovr]

btw I hope everyone had a good wolfenoot

[finelytaylored]

that giant beaming fucking smile 😭