shane asking ilya to teach him how to have sex with a woman [he really just wants to know what ilya looks like when he fucks] so ilya uses one of those fleshlights modeled after a pornstar to show him what to do [he fantasizes that he's fucking shane the whole time]
when ilya asks shane “worth the wait? 😏” to get his ego stroked and then shane lays those tender loving kisses upon his face…….its so over for you fake ass idgafer i saw your resolve start to crumble🤣🤣🤣🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻
the real fantasy of heated rivalry isn’t that the hot cocky sex god will fall in love with the uptight socially awkward virgin… the real fantasy is that you can be sooooooo fucking annoying & avoidant & allergic to intimacy and someone who is securely attached will nevertheless doggedly pursue you, make you feel your feelings, and then marry you
i checked on rednote and sure enough there is a shane hollander birthday billboard in a train station in china, the shane/hudson girlies on rednote do not play about him
how shane and ilya are sitting at their daughter's preschool after she got put in time out for saying "hello gay boy" (ilya has used this greeting to piss shane off for years and did Not know she could repeat it)
