Put your Burger brain back in its bun.

they/them | 30s

[stupidpetface]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least

[funny-tik-toks]

[wafflebloggies]

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO UNMUTE,

[iveofficiallygonemad]

Captions:

Gaston: "Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in there tonight, raving-"

Fast placed music plays as the scene changes.

Gaston: "Whoa! Slow down Maurice."

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[spokir]

[bunjywunjy]

everyone should sometimes be cats it's good for you

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

Looney toons level of hauling ass

[calebwittebane]

i think the elon musk nazi salute thing will always be this little "2020s in a nutshell" moment for me. the adl taking the time off their busy schedule of noting every instance of someone saying "free palestine" as an antisemitic hatecrime to swoop in and reassure everyone that was definitely not a nazi salute as mr "judeobolshevik shadow elites are transing our children to advance white genocide? interesting. looking into it" would never

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[sobadbad]

FROZEN PLANET II 1.01 • Frozen Worlds

[mammalianmammals]

Pallas's cat aka Manul

[alhashimis]

Bad Moon Rising (S02E19) THE WEST WING (1999—2006)

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[tbdagent]

seeing discourse about “foreign films” is really funny when you’re not american

[tbdagent]

i saw a foreign film the other day. have you heard of Jurassic Park

[cinemaspast]

#me whenever there is a small inconvenience

[scribeherself]

seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.

[hellallamerican]

a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:

the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.

[geminimeowdust]

desperately need someone to take their mouth to my chest scars please

[tench]

Me in the armor I forged myself: 😑

[tench]

I feel like it's me who's suffering microagession here