i need a pharmacist

naïs / 18 / french-caribbean ; tloz enthusiast

[valtsv]

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

[valtsv]

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

[doing-talking]

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

[finita-la-commedia]

“I love you. Infinitely and inexpressibly. I’ve woken up in the middle of the night and here I am writing this. My love, my happiness.” –  Vladimir Nabokov, from a letter to Vera (January 19, 1925), featured in “Letters To Vera” by Vladimir Nabokov (Russian, 1899-1977)

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[skywalkersleia]

❝ As the other Resistance soldiers regarded Rey in astonishment, Finn rushed forward, calling her name. For a moment he was afraid that Rosa had been right-that this Rey who could lift mountainsides would be utterly changed in other ways, too, with no trace left of the young woman he’d followed across the galaxy from Jakku. And she was different. But the old Rey wasn’t gone. And it was that Rey who fell into Finn’s arms, sobbing and laughing at the same time, and held him tight. ❞

[bisexualcharacteroftheday]

Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: you

[kj-likes-dogs]

[jjsnrk]

Pokémon  AU

[chicks1023]

[jurassicsunsets]

[writing-prompt-s]

You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.

[transgirl-link]

I am the American healthcare system

[dailysailormoon]

M I R A C L E R O M A N C E

[fitsfito]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

[flcralgogh]

how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood

[hawakeye]

[celestialcow]

That’s not Robert Downey Jr. That’s Tony Stark.

[alexturntable-deactivated201810]

#Robert is Tony #Tony is Robert 

[the-flightoficarus-deactivated2]

“Kinda”

[fyjjong]

blue night radio ♡ 151118 jonghyun: happiness…, i’ve wondered a lot about what this thing called “happiness” is. it seems to be a word that’s stimulated much through for me. anyway, i hope that everyone around me will be happy, including the people who hate me. (source: cosmicsticks)

[fyjjong]

inspired (day ii) ♡ 171210 © promise (do not edit or remove logo)

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

[the-illuminated-showgirl]

Wait a minute…

[ittlebitz]

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

[onemuseleft]

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

[littlemoongoddess]

Thank you for this!

[morphia-writes]

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post.