now this is epic

marcus| he/him | aquarius

[maisonderriere]

[allisonpregler]

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

[vmae]

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

[silentsaebyeok-deactivated20200]

I’m just gonna add this:

[simmancy]

I know it’s like 2 AM and I should probably be asleep but I just saw that the villagers in ACNH are gonna have TOE BEANS and I’m!!!!!!

look at those lil beans!!!!!!!! Animal Crossing truly is the franchise that keeps on giving

[trashboat]

[timidfaerie]

1900s french lace cape / black arches moth

[unicornempire]

Now that’s a Look™

[melonboyy]

[medusick]

this is so wholesome 

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

honestly i just want this to spread because i’m so sick of the heteronormative narrative of ‘lol hate my wife/gf so annoying stop talking’ like… if you don’t want to hear them talk don’t be with them that’s what a relationship is i don’t

[preciouspetsmaster]

My exact Reaction to my little Lambkins when she tells me.

[melonboyy]

brah your what

[toastbutteregg]

[neshamama]

Letter from cartoonist Alfred Joseph Frueh to his wife Giuliette Fanciulli, sent on Jan. 10th, 1913. The letter opens up to form a model of a gallery hung with paintings. Frueh made this model to inform his wife about the details of a specific art gallery before her visit.

[enfant--terrible]

#if your love letters can’t be folded into a mini art gallery are you even trying bro

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aphony-cree]

“These six-pack rings are 100 percent biodegradable and edible—constructed of barley and wheat ribbons from the brewing process. This packaging can actually be safely eaten by animals that may come into contact with the refuse.“ (x) 

They use food their food waste to make them, so it’s a safer alternative that cuts down on plastic waste and food waste

[catmemearchive]

That’s a very cheap therapist,

may seem a bit sketchy.

But i trust her.

[genial-jinjur-deactivated202312]

Why does this kitty need fifty cents?

[abagofqueertricks]

because cats are small dragons and need to hoard shiny things

[smt4]

[awwdorables]

Baby otter being introduced to water

[imlesscreativethanthisurl-deact]

This is a top tier post

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

he squeak bigger than he bod

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

@thedrunkhermit omggg my heart!!!

[hollowedskin]

how DARE you DAMPEN this little man!

[sugarmage]

[bellringermal]

[thyrell]

[fendalan]

Way too funny not to share

[zoraiya]

It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I feel like Africa is playing in his head

[bigstupiduglyogre]

Decadence

[smallmight]

Decadence

[intensional]

[yourlocalshitfish-deactivated20]

[shock]

every kind of transmasc

[shock]

1. my chemical romance fan who blocks dysphoria with the constant presence of a heavy bracelet and is always posting deep lyrics about life

2. chilling. genderless. masc presenting. able to grow a full beard and is just so casual and nonchalant about literally everything

3. if you wear leather and don’t brush your hair you unlock level 10 plausible deniability 

4. i’m gay and i want to be a dad and all i do is wear hawaiian shirts and talk about how much i love men

[byecolonizer]

But that IS how life works in a lot of countries…

[ourwarofwords]

It’s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? 🤔🤔🤔

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious.

This is America 🇺🇸

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires

[narwhaled]

[pnbawesome]

Cecilia Iliesiu as Arabian Coffee in George Balanchine’s The Nutcracker.

[knitmeapony]

Holy fuck do I love costume designers. Holy shit do I want that skirt.

[melifair]

@twistedingenue I feel like this would interest you

[lovelyladylavie]

@kaguyamadoka