Funny fish boy

ro/rowan/fish/whatever | he/him • it/its • | gay | boygirlfag Thing | white | 20

[mandycide]

self indulgent mandy stamps

[twinkfrottage]

CASH APP | TIP JAR

[emofruitz]

theyre going to put me down tomorrow

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[memorycycle]

cowpool universe is being born

[cloud--king]

@bovineblogger

[memorycycle]

Cowpool by Cami

A cute little cow just blocked your shot?!

[mysharona1987]

They semi-cancelled Timothee Chalamet for simply saying he found opera and ballet boring, by the way.

How does Hollywood work these days?

Being a bit of a naive, foolish young man and (wrongfully) calling opera and ballet irrelevant?

“You must apologise immediately! No Oscar for you.”

Acknowledging you stole terrified teenage girls from their bedrooms?

“Eh, you get a pass.”

[mysharona1987]

Kidnapping teenage girls seems kind of worse than being stupid and uncultured, in the grand scheme of things.

[mysharona1987]

”Well, Tim is dating a Kardashian sister.”

Embarrassing as it is, this other man admitted to war crimes.

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[godkissedme]

visible distance / second sight / jennifer bolande

[drdaanvondutch]

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

[batsandbutch]

[superdupercrispybacon]

Congrats Dan and Phil for winning white boy(s?) of the year!

[danandphilgay]

phan sweep

[pukicho]

I AM TRANSFERRING FLAVOR DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MOUTH. DO NOT BE AFRAID.

LEMON

BLOOD

LEMON

BLOOD

LEMON

BLOOD

VINEGAR

LEMON

BLOOD

[radladrobin]

You crazy kids....

Partially inspired by the works of "jadealaide" on ao3!

Got some more doodles in the works

[lunehowls]

bad dreams

[emofruitz]

on episode 185 of the magnus archives! haha hope i get a happy ending. haha! hoping for a cheery and happy ending for everyone involved 🙂 i think that will happen

[sorbusaucuparia]

me when MAG170

[neat-username]

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...