i don't watch pripara or prichan and i've been scrolling your blog for idk how long and i am hearing some WEIRD shit about them with no context and now i want more. give me some contextless pripara
this is a great ask because i am just BEGGING to infodump about the weirdest parts of these shows!!! ok so
the idols’ managers are plush mascot animals with names such as Klaus Henrik Poncetta Von Vogel Strobel Cash De La Manecca The Third and Hannibal Caesar Elizabeth Archimedes Newton Duke the Togo Boss Yujiro Master of the Mascot at the New Century We are the World We are the Sunflower Friedrich H.A.M. Taro the Great Golden Selime. some of them get drunk and have threesomes which are implied via fluffy cat toys.
one of the mascots/managers is a suicidal bird who keeps trying to get eaten
the school principal has giant hair that looks like a tornado and also giant boobs. she steals the students’ tickets to pripara using a vacuum which later becomes sentient
an 11-year-old girl who’s fully convinced that she is a demon from hell, and acts like one 24/7
a vocaloid robot doll girl has hundreds of tiny identical siblings who storm the place and cause trouble
a filthy rich lesbian prince disguises herself as a phantom thief and swoops in from the ceiling to steal things from people. even though she is clearly evil, she has a lot of fans who are in love with her
she also has a butler who has to dress up like a goat because no men are allowed in pripara
said butler is in a romantic relationship with a real goat
a crazy artist girl who runs around and screams “DA VINCI” at the end of every sentence. it turns out she is in her mid 20s and is a teacher
it was directed by the same woman who made a crudely-drawn sex comedy about a hamster
there’s a girl who is constantly smiling even when things go horribly, and poked a man with a stick and said “wow! it’s alive!” in english. she is also a genius who has worked for nasa
a girl’s family consists of weird artists whose eyes glow and shoot lasers every time they get an idea. the mom also has conversations exclusively through singing
a girl who thinks literally everything is cute. she says things like “it cutely hurts” and “the ship is cutely splitting in half”
an entire town turns into a VR and no one questions it
a character creates a comically ugly mascot character and then 2 seasons later it comes to life and becomes extremely beautiful and powerful
a giant space glitch bug almost destroyed the universe... twice
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