Emperor Mahogany

I am me, not much else. I'm 21, a fan of sci-fi, fantasy and things similar. Oh and if you are part of the Abhorsen/Old kingdom fandom tell me, I'm obsessed with it and would love to follow any other fans of the series.

[techtonicactivity]

I’m really mad I didn’t get to finish that dream it started with me fighting darth vader and then for boss round 2 it was Lissandra-With-A-Spear and she impaled Goofy through the throat

[paladinbluespace]

Alice in Wonderland!VoltronAu

all of them available on Society6 and Redbubble

[juju-on-that-yeet]

“a single arrow that is powered by a machine attached to your head and controlled by whistling” sounds idiotic on paper but it’s probably one of the coolest weapons i’ve ever seen in a film

[peruvian-princess-deactivated20]

reblog if you dont have a bra on

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

[letstalkabouttrek]

the best part about stranger things is that they can’t solve anything until they put the three groups together because each group is acting within a separate genre

mike, lucas, dustin, and el are in a weird sci-fi coming of age story where the group of plucky misfit kids solve the mystery and test their friendship along the way

nancy and jonathan are in a horror movie where the teenagers have to kill the monster set against a backdrop of high school drama and romance

joyce and hopper are in a conspiracy thriller where the adults have to figure out what shady stuff the government is up to while also dealing with the difficulties of their personal lives

they all approach the issue within the confines of their genre, but none of those approaches work because none of them are seeing the whole picture. it’s only when all the threads start to converge that they can actually get anything done.

[letstalkabouttrek]

the best part about stranger things is that they can’t solve anything until they put the three groups together because each group is acting within a separate genre

mike, lucas, dustin, and el are in a weird sci-fi coming of age story where the group of plucky misfit kids solve the mystery and test their friendship along the way

nancy and jonathan are in a horror movie where the teenagers have to kill the monster set against a backdrop of high school drama and romance

joyce and hopper are in a conspiracy thriller where the adults have to figure out what shady stuff the government is up to while also dealing with the difficulties of their personal lives

they all approach the issue within the confines of their genre, but none of those approaches work because none of them are seeing the whole picture. it’s only when all the threads start to converge that they can actually get anything done.

[cloverture]

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

[cloverture]

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

[lordpudi]

[emiliascorner]

[von-felden]

omg im gonna be playing with this the whole night

[ajohnnygoldmain]

TFW your wealthy gay neighbors one-up you by building TWO statues when you only have one.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

The gay agenda out in full form

[lesbianshepard]

there’s an educational trivia game at the citadel on the exhibits on different planets called “Dog or Not?” that shows pictures of various four legged mammals and asks if they’re a breed of dog.

it was mainly for kids to learn about the diversity of earth’s flora and fauna but it became popular with adult aliens too and had to be shut down after almost causing no less than three diplomatic incidents.

they brought it to the nexus and it’s caused two more so far

[lesbianshepard]

“That’s definitely a dog.” “Incorrect. This is actually an animal called a ‘raccoon’” “What? No! It’s got the ears and the tail!”

“Okay, okay, I got this. That’s not a dog. It’s way too big it’s uhhh I think humans call them bears.” “Incorrect. This is a dog breed called a ‘newfoundland’” 

[hurricaneginger]

i can just imagine the angara tossing the place after one wrong answer too many

[collegiate-confession]

oh my god

[o-lascaux-o]

when you hear the THUD of a cat landing on the floor that shouldn’t have been on the counter in the first place

[emperormahogany]

me: *about to send someone a message*

myself: hey

me: ? hey what's

myself: if they wanted to have any kind of contact w/ you they would have initiated it.

me: alright, neat, neat concept, but communication is actually a two-way street so

myself: they have no desire to speak to you and never have any desire to speak to you, ever. they never think of you. they will never think of you, at all, ever, even in passing. you are nothing.

me, tossing my phone out the window: alright! neat! awesome! fantastic!

[chronicleofmemes]

[shitpostempire]

[vashito]

can i pet your puppy? [patreon] [twitter]

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[yummycookie]

Made my day 100 times better

[coelasquid]

I think this is the closest thing a bird can achieve to the  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ stroll