[flopptropica]

[charl0ttan]

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

[k-erosene]

[mawphead]

i love you no matter what you look like

[log6]

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

[ostolero]

[sabertoothwalrus]

the cosmic owl dying feels like a reference to the fact that the design came from how the light hit one of the urinals in the cartoon network burbank building, and that studio got shut down a couple years ago

[kitkat-the-muffin]

Cosmic owl urinal ^

[octocato]

pikmin 2 tribute

[sacred-portal]

[mona-l1sa]

[uyukat]

[fullrnetalwindbreaker]

it's crazy how if you rub poop into a regular open wound you'll probably get sick and die but you can have a bleeding butthole every day for a week and be totally fine

[charl0ttan]

there used to be a man named bruno mars and he would come on the radio every now and then to sing us his new song but he doesnt do any of that now because he got shy

[niceinchnails]

Dude im Spongebob and ive been crying like hell earlier today i hope it doesnt show dahahaha but you know i cheered myself up eventually and had some salad as you can see behind me which really cheered me up and my mouth is open right now because im gonna take another bite of my salad im spongebob

[therhythmbutchershateyou]

[kushblazer666]

[sacred-portal]

[feversoft]

something about grief that isnt mine

[sprinkledsalt]

Some women will never want children in their life in any meaningful capacity. They don't want to give birth. They don't want to adopt. They don't want to be the fun auntie. They don't want to be a godmother. They don't want to work in a field with children. They will never change a child's diaper and don't believe their lack of childcare skills is a problem that needs fixing, because childcare is not a crucial part of the human experience, with billions of people on the planet. They go about their day while only seeing kids out at the grocery store or at the park, and nothing is missing from their lives.

The refusal to accept this is driving a global right-wing backlash movement.