The Devil's Onesie

| Sally • 22 • Dog Mom • Crybaby |

[laptopped]

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]

[kniivila]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

men really think i care. This is literally what i look like when they say anything

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

why do ppl treat random folks on tumblr like they’re street performers working for tips?? y’all be up in ppl’s inboxes like “hi do u think u can stop posting about xyz?? it’s getting really annoying :(“ ummm u do realize that i am just some stranger on the internet posting random shit im thinking about n not some kind of entertainer right…?

[judithbuttplug]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[daredevilgifs]

[iwhobendthetallgrasses]

‘Meet the Generation of Incredible Native American Women Fighting to Preserve Their Culture’ via Marie Claire

[mothsfuzz]

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

[roundo]

me watching any movie where a woman violently slaughters a man 

[sasukesuchihasss-deactivated202]

[d1rtypaws]

I hate that the Dairy Queen cashiers have to flip your blizzard upside down before giving it to you. I hate it. I know it’s most likely going to stay in it’s cup and I know I get a free one if it doesn’t, but the cocktail of a potential disaster and the cashier apologizing to what is most definitely a horrified me, having to sit in a drive-thru while someone behind me just bore witness to my fucking salted caramel blondie blizzard splattering on the asphalt, melting away while they mix me another one and i pray to god that they don’t flip it upside down again, is just a stress that I find entirely unnecessary. I trust it’s thick, just give me your word and i’ll be on my merry way.

[d1rtypaws]

I just imagined how it would feel to have them flip your second blizzard and have it spill too and I felt my shoulders physically tense

[mrgulogulo]

I’ve only been to DQ like 3 times in my life but the 2nd time I ordered a milkshake or something and I heard about DQ drinks not spilling when you flip them. I was not aware that this ability was only relegated to their blizzards. So long story short I said “hey, look at this” to my family and they watched me pour my milkshake on the ground.

[venus-star13]

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i’m sorry to those who got misgendered today

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[laughingfish]

First thing I saw when I opened Twitter (x)

[laughingfish]

weqqewqewqesddsfdsfdsfDSASDSADA

[avoidantcactus]

Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel

[onlyblackgirl]

Kanye’s password is 00000

[glumshoe]

Today a little girl looked up at me and asked, “Ain’t you a science boy?”

[glumshoe]