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My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time

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and when the world got me going crazy i carry on and it's all because of eurovision!!!

semi-final 2 of eurovision 2023 is upon us! introducing the 16 artists performing tonight!!! tag yourself i'm 2 broke girls

#blanket but there's always room for more squats #esc #there's always a little bit of me in all of these

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Chuffed to see what europe thinks of our guy

#its crazy it's party #eurovision

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we might be different but under the falling sun, tonight we are ALL watching eurovision!!!

and who, you ask, is joining us?? wonder no further!!! 15 artists! 15 songs!! 15!!!! tag yourself i'm uniqlo

#honestly wasn't sure who to tag myself as in the op #2phoria #was another choice #and carry on tbh #that fucking owl won't leave me alone #and i drink perhaps a bit too much

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Me opening the oven to check on my food

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TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT!!! it’s #Eurovision semi-final 2!!!

believe it or not there are 18 MORE CONTESTANTS trying to get your vote!!! it’s these guys!!! tag yourself i’m corn cobs

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HEY!!! get excited everybody because #Eurovision is back on your screens TONIGHT!!! here are the first 17 contestants who will be trying to impress you!! tag yourself i’m avenged tenfold

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stop what you’re doing!!! looks like eurovision is back on the menu boys!!! time to introduce you to these 16 eurovisions trying to become your friends TONIGHT!!! tag yourself i’m dyson

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hey it’s eurovision 2019, round 2!!! tag yourself i’m sergeant lazarus

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welcome to EUROVISION 2019!!! tonight is the first semi final and these are the children that you will protect with your life!!! thank you!! tag yourself i’m otto rocket