even those I don’t particularly like

Skulduggery Pleasant & Demon Road

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Mad Hatter99: You know German, Sith?

Sith0Dude: Sort of. Not very well. My uncle works part time as a Hitler impersonator.

[runreynardrun]

Reasons to read skullduggery pleasant by derek landy

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Demon Road, American Monsters (p. 27)

Amber: Do you know they lay eggs?

Milo: I do. I do know that.

Amber: They laid eggs on you, didn't they?

Milo: Yeah.

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Demon Road, American Monsters (p. 19)

Amber: It's not about the pain, Paul. I just have a rule that forbids anything from ever laying its eggs on me, that's all. It's a personal thing.

Paul Axton: It's nature, young lady. It's the circle of life.

Amber: If it were the circle of life, it would keep happening to me. But this, this right here? This'd be the first time a little furry freak laid their eggs in my body, so it's not the circle of life, it's just gross.

[darquesseworldkiller]

China: Are you saying Skulduggery is IN trouble or IS the trouble? Valkyrie: Kind of both

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Demon Road, Desolation (p. 423)

Virgil: Just being here, right now, will have connected you to forces beyond your comprehension for the rest of your life.

Javier: Seeing as how, these days, telephones are beyond my comprehension, that's not too difficult.

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Demon Road, Desolation (p. 392)

Marco Mabb: I'm so cold...

Jamie Hillock: Of course you're cold. It's Alaska. Stop exaggerating.

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Demon Road, Desolation (p. 358-359)

Kelly: What is the expert opinion?

Milo: The expert opinion is that the Hound is unlikely to survive without a head.

Kelly: That's it?

Milo: It would seem to be.

Kelly: I could have told you that.

Ortmann: Any one of us could have told you that.

Milo: But yours would not have been an informed opinion.

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You're a grown up. Do you have a job? Or is Party-Monstering a full-time occupation?

Linda; Demon Road, Desolation (p. 289)

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Demon Road, Desolation (p. 286)

Warrick: It's what's on the inside that counts, really. That's what I've always said.

Kelly: When have you ever said that?

Warrick: I say it all the time, but you're never around when I do.

Kelly: No? Where am I?

Warrick: I think you're on the toilet.

Kelly: Every time?

Warrick: Every single time I've said it.

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Demon Road, Desolation (p. 283)

Amber: Jesus Christ... Why would you say something like that?

Milo: Because I'm a bad man.

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Demon Road, Desolation (p. 269)

Amber: You're in such a great shape.

Kelly: I guess. We do a lot of running. Mostly from horrible people wanting to kill us. Tends to keep you trim, you know? You're still blushing.

Amber: Am I? Sorry. Just... y'know. I'm not used to having my shirt off in front of someone.

Kelly: Ah. I could take my pants off if it's make you more comfortable?

Amber: No, that's all right.

Kelly: Pity.

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Demon Road, Desolation (p. 267)

Kelly: How's your shoulder?

Amber: Really, really painful, thanks.

Kelly: I bet. Take your shirt off.

Amber: Uh... sorry?

Kelly: Your shoulder. I have to change the dressing.

Amber: Oh right. Yeah.

Kelly: So you gonna take it off, or are you waiting for me to take mine off first?

Amber: No, no, you don't have to do that.

Kelly: Pity.

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Demon Road, Desolation (p. 267)

Kelly: I swear, this is military precision compared to our usual way of working.

Amber: More casual, is it?

Kelly: We have a Warrick and a dog. I pretty much has to be.

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She felt confident that the picture was clear enough in her head. Fairly confident, at least. Mildly confident, then.

Demon Road, Desolation (p. 266)

[art-of-psychoparadox]

It took me way too long but I finally finished SP Resurrection! I’m so happy these dorks are finally back 😍💀

[lyadrielle-deactivated20210206]

Final version ! I’m not completly satisfied with it but I hope you’ll like it anyway ! Good evening all