Everything has a story

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

God I was at that restaurant in Annapolis yesterday that serves those 4 lbs milkshakes and these two dudes were just finishing one together and people were asking them for tips and they were like “you have to get like mint chocolate chip or something because if there’s no texture it gets too boring to finish” and all I could keep thinking was that it can only be a matter of time before some god wipes this town off the map and we will have earned it with our disgusting hubris

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Everyone who has ever finished one of these will have it weighed against a feather when they die

[bearisthename]

Doable? Maybe

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Listen. After the Burger Incident of 2016 I’ve learned to accept my fragile mortality and live within the boundaries set for humanity by the Universe.

[bearisthename]

I’m a little nervous but my curiosity is overwhelming~ what, pray tell, is the Burger incident of 2016?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

In 2016 the day Pokémon Go came out I worked up a big appetite with my friends and we went to Steak ‘n Shake and I decided that none of the burgers looked big enough which…..I don’t know if I thought the photos on the menu were actual size I don’t know what was going on but

I asked the server for the biggest one they had and she said “that’s the 7x7, it’s not on the menu…you don’t want that”

And immediately my friends knew I was fucked because I felt challenged which I blame on my middle child syndrome and also on that I am by birth just an idiot so I ordered it without knowing competitive food bloggers write entire articles about this thing.

I sort of knew I was in trouble when the cook came to see who’d ordered it but I wasn’t backing down and in the end I ate all 1300 calories and THEN the fries and ALSO my shake and I had to go to my friend’s and take a three hour nap and when I woke up I was so fucked up that I just started eating leaves straight off her mint plant because antacids weren’t going to cut it.

Then I complained for like two days and Ultimately I learned absolutely nothing.

[sissy-butch]

In case anyone wanted a visual for the 7x7

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Hubris

[dragonkingofthestars]

When you can’t decided between pride and gluttony so commit both sins at the same time.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is the only comment allowed now

[rubber-dick]

[himmlischzain]

[fartinonfaces]

OP DELIVERS

[sonypraystation]

“been here all along”

[whitepeopletwitter]

Dogs are always ready to party

[cybergata]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i the snail.

[omgs]

everybody here is perfect

[mamaduafe]

I have never seen a happier snail omg

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[negamewtwo]

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

OH MY GOD

[gif87a-com]

[were-gonna-need-a-bigger-boat]

This is the greatest thing Iv ever seen in my life I can die happy now

[pembrokewkorgi]

This is my kind of content.

[neko-setsuka]

That is a good loaf waiting patiently for a lift

[agallonofmilky]

loaft

[gif87a-com]

Noot Noot

[slavetomyheadcanon]

I don’t know what it is, but the second one splashing into the water cracks me up hard core, like literal tears streaming out of my eyes I’m laughing so hard.

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

“I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,

singing ‘Ayo…’

DESPACITO…”

[beskar-iron]

y'know what, fuck you in particular

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

That’s fair

[shmidny]

Country roads

Take me home

To the place

I belooong~

WEST VIRGINIA

[memberofthatonefandom]

@uwubykurosawa

[bigbrokovu-deactivated20190612]

Don’t scroll past this.

Reblog to let your followers know that they should never start cutting.

I know this website makes it seem like that shit is normal but trust me, it’s not. And once you start, you’ll never really start and it will haunt you for life.

It never gets easier, it never stops hurting, it isn’t (and will never be) “cool” or “the only way out”

Please don’t start. If you already are cutting, tell sometime and get help, it’s not as scary as it seems and you will be better off by it.

If even one person reads this… Please. You matter.

Don’t start.

[she-wished-to-not-exist]

Don’t start cutting. Once you start, it’s so hard to stop. I remember when I was younger and I saw one of my older friends cut, I couldn’t understand why someone could do that. Now I understand and I wish that I didn’t. I wish that I would never have started or have had someone to talk to. Please please don’t start cutting. It will always remind you. Yes the scars will show that you went through something and got through it. But if you haven’t starting and you’re thinking about it, don’t start cutting.

I wish someone had told me that

[naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112]

As someone who doesnt care about my violent coping mechanisms most of the time and doesn’t really have plans to stop, please please don’t start. I have to go against what I’m thinking in my head to write this because I don’t really think it’s that bad and that it’s a valid coping mechanism. That’s a symptom of addiction. Self harm is a chemical addiction. It lowers your blood pressure which is why it makes people feel a rush of relief at times of hightened stress. It doesn’t make stress go away. It’s like how a sugar rush won’t stop you from being tired the rest of the day. The thing is there are other ways to lower your blood pressure, there are other eays to satisfy the need to see blood, there are other ways to feel things if you’re that numb. Whatever your reasons there are other options. It is that bad. It is that dangerous. Please don’t start.

[queersona]

1 like: one pat for Cheddar

1 reblog: one SMOOCH for cheddar

[queersona]

I’M SMOOCHING AND PATTING AS FAST AS I CAN!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

F A S T E R

[officialpigeon]

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

[ok-fandom]

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

[livelaughlacroix]

I raise u 

[mild-cherry-pepci-deactivated20]

[pettyartist]

A challenger approaches…

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[lulz-time]

When you see someone do math without a calculator…