I'll see your Rich/tub and raise you a tub/fridge.
Oh goody! This is going to be fun! who cooks normally?: You might think the fridge, right? WRONG! He’s useless. Tub does all the cooking, but his skills are limited to boiling and steaming.
how often do they fight?: More than you might think. Fridge will leave his doors open and scream and scream and scream and Tub will turn his taps on and drown the sound out (it’s the equivalent of fingers in his ears). Most of the time they get along well.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Well Tub has been seeing Rich on the side (Fridge knows about Rich but Rich doesn’t know about Fridge). Fridge mostly amuses himself by directing his icy glare at anyone who dares to try to steal his food, but he is good friends with Danny and sometimes they hang out.
nicknames for each other?: They actually started off hating each other. They would hurl insults at each other from across the house. Fridge called Tub “Tubby” and used to make fun of his weight a lot. He’d also often insult Tub’s relationship with Rich. In response, Tub would call him “Frigid”. They still use the same nicknames but they’re affectionate now.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They’re both unemployed and broke, so they don’t usually buy dinner. Fridge will usually supply the food though.
who steals the covers at night?: They both do and they bicker constantly. Tub insists he needs more of the blankets because he’s bigger. Fridge insists he should get them all because he’s cold and Tub is better at heating himself.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Fridge gives Tub a lovely romantic meal. Tub gives Fridge (via Rich) a photo of himself wearing only some strategically placed bubbles in the shape of a heart. Fridge loves wearing that photo.
who remembers things?: Fridge but only because they get written down and stuck onto him.
who cusses more?: Fridge. It’s constantly “Fuck! My door’s open” and “Do not put that shit in me it smell so gross” and “THAT MOTHERFUCKER LEFT MY DOOR OPEN AGAIN!” Fridge doesn’t like Rich.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Tub would stress and drop subtle hints to Rich that he should get a repair man in. Tub’s quite fragile and doesn’t heal well. If he got hurt, that would probably be the end. Fridge would start leaking water from his water dispenser.
who kissed who first?: It was sort of a mutual thing.
who made the first move?: Fridge on account of the fact he’s slightly more mobile.
who started the relationship?: Tub. They were still in the bickering stage, but Tub was like “No. You love me. We’re in love. We’re boyfriends.” and Fridge eventually relented.
Domesticity Meme
