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im a lurker 3 he/she/they in no order of preference

[divorcedbasil]

vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

[phinarei]

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

[enafinalgirlboss]

had an awful day at school, went home, wanted to watch a movie to feel better, MY FUCKING MOVIE WEBSITE GOT TAKEN DOWN. what even is the point of living anymore.

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[ceruleanheaven]

misty hate feels like a personal attack like. "oh but she broke the black box!! shes the reason theyre stuck there" GOOD now you have a show to watch!! lets all thank misty

[bastardraccooon]

Jackie Taylor did the thing that every teenager wants to do at least once — die after a petty argument so that everyone will feel fucking guilty for the rest of their lives

[snazzycicada]

[wolvesofinnistrad]

Spent too long today thinking of a hollanov music au where ilya is the guitarist for a rock band (fronted by Svetlana, possibly with cliff on drums and idk sasha or somebody on base). Shane is also a guitarist but hes part of "The Metro" the band half of "Rose Landry and The Metro" the band she uses after her teenybop television career turned into a music career. Somehow drama starts between the bands despite the wildly different genres. Things get heated. Shane and ilya are agonizing over one another, Rose and Sveta hook up and the paparazzi finds out about 1 or both couples. Chaos ensues.

[femaustinpowers]

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[enafinalgirlboss]

this but with any creative thing I make

[redstonedust]

googled amazon and got pissed off that the rainforest wasnt even in the first page of results bc its drowned out by amazon (company website) amazon (company's wikipedia page) amazon (careers page) amazon (companys youtube channel) amazon (google play app page) amazon (kindle publishing page) like brooooo come ON why do i have to SPECIFY RAINFOREST you dont DESERVE HER.

[rinford]

Mandy, I love you.

[enafinalgirlboss]

if you ever feel bad about your art (any art. writing, drawing, sculpting, music, etc) just remember that its better than anything ai could make. keep creating even if it sucks!!!!!!!!!

[notyoursister-49420]

invisiblazer and robert. to me.

[enafinalgirlboss]

the way i literally drew this last week

[soap-is-an-artist]

california girls we're unforgivable, sins so grave they can't be absolved!

[redstonedust]

everyone hates the screaming baby on a plane but considering ive experienced agonizing ear pain from every flight ive been on i like. i get it. i wish i could BE the screaming baby sometimes.