Alevtine in Exile

26 / any/all / reasonable brainrot / expert at idling about / join my server: discord.gg/gkemu43Zjb

[golden-sneer]

[prunsel]

[brucebocchi]

[pnfoutofcontext]

[zettatoad]

columbo should be public domain. he should be allowed to show up in anything. the columbo episode should be one of the standard types of tv episode like the beach episode or the episode where a character shrinks and explores the insides of someone's body

[catgirl-kaiju]

y'all, we have a real fuckin problem.

too many soldiers are losing their lives from going through the minus numbers instead of through the plus numbers when fighting evil zombie hordes.

when big zombie comes, they will be completely unprepared for his massive attack and perish instantaneously. how can our troops protect us from the undead if they can't even unlock bigger guns without getting killed by collision with barrels or stacks of giant tires?

[star-mom-selkie]

thats what ive been saying, the troops need better training to know when going after the barrels is a lost cause

[catgirl-kaiju]

^^^

[doggirlpaws]

Don't blame the rank and file when some idiot who only has a star on his hat cause his daddy had one directs everyone away from the x5 door because the +10 door has a bigger number on it.

I've seen too many good men lost to rotating bars. I don't even remember why I joined up anymore

[catgirl-kaiju]

war is hell

[egirlbutternubs]

No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

[evilnicegirl]

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

[sandmandaddy69]

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[ckret2]

It must be hard for Mrs. Columbo to be a fan of anything. Any time she's into a writer, a movie star, a TV show, her husband comes home and goes "You'll never guess who I met today at work!" and a couple of days later goes "You'll never guess who the murderer was."

[priceekins]

[kyri45]

I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.

ahah yeah that's meeee!!

If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!

[calvinandhobbes]

the possibility that love is not enough

[httpspacey]

in honor of this year's Spotify wrapped

[maxknightley]

hey baby... that health insurance executive assassination has me thinking about how I threw away my shot with you. I know you feel that I gave you subpar treatment, and I'm not trying to deny those claims. still... is there any chance we could be re-United?

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

WIZARD WRAPPED

You casted 1,039,627 spells this year

You pondered your orb for 985 hours

You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!

You gained 5 familiars

Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff

Your cup size is H

Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.

Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons

You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years

You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice