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i like hoodies and space;hope to wear a hoodie in space some day

[beaft]

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

[acidhues]

[zoesupreme]

this is absolutely fucking pathetic now every single fucking streaming service is gonna start doing this shit. all y'all had to do was not watch Netflix and let it flop for a few months and they would have given up

[infectedwithnyanites]

Y'all still actually watch netflix?

[arthropodrespecter]

i know it's easier to see a headline and get angry about it online than it is to look into the source, but if we all did a little digging, it's evident that this is misinformation. the source is a blog post from a tech startup that is advertising their data analysis services to other streaming companies. the spike in subscribers (which lasted for two days) occurred over a four day period, of which, only the 26th and 27th of may had above average signups, the previous two days were under 50k signups per day.

what their data (purposely) fails to show is the sharp decline in signups between the 27th of may and the first of june, the day that these features rolled out, because their chart cuts off before the password sharing crackdown even went into effect. their data also does not count the number of cancelled subscriptions, and does not distinguish between free trial sign ups and paid subscription sign ups.

they are trying to make netflix look good to advertise their services. this is marketing, not actual data analysis.

[flareonfloof]

oh thank god

[kleefkruid]

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

[frachella]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp9ntG-IEK2/

[serious-punched-deactivated2022]

[audiobook-mike]

I genuinely mean this, I hope all 5 of those Supreme Court members who voted Yes have to live their lives getting harassed and are extremely bothered till their last dying breath.

Bother them, make their lives miserable, make them not want to leave their homes.

[90svoorhees-deactivated20230616]

[backstepping]

a dark day... the onion went off

[churrotowns]

the onion going hard in its landing page layout again...

i felt this in my soul:

[aaaangel444]

Photo By Ann E. Zelle 1986

[anxietyproblem]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[doggosource]

[rslashrats]

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[observando]

[glittery-butthole]