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[sioltach]

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I’m thinking this could’ve been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[40ouncesandamule]

Stop sign day

[longshrimp]

STOP SIGN DAY

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[o-kurwa]

[reginaldqueribundus]

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

[lttrsfrmlnrrgby]

OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.

[enbycrip]

This makes me so happy every time I read it. Especially the bit where Guy makes DuckDuck smoothies of all the good stuff he’s meant to eat.

This is the best buddy comedy-drama ever.

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[peachfromcmbyn]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[mellointheory]

Mods are asleep post trans ally eminem

[cosmonautroger]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[quantum-wordsmith]

[night-dark-woods]

ID. OP image is a photo of someone reading two books at once. Visible is the outer cover of the Bible, which is edited to have the cover for "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski. Propped up inside the book is a Minecraft manual which is much bigger than the other book and clearly visible.

Reblog image is screenshotted tags reading, "this is just a normal part of house of leaves. if youre reading it right." End ID.

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[angelvvrath]

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

[thiaptarmigan]

[animentality]

[babybyebuck]

This is why he always wins all the @need-him-pregnant-poll polls

[fic-dumpster]

[homeric-hymnist]

you may have noticed that my story is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my plot structure is weaker by the verse. this is commentary on the chaos of mortal existence under the yoke of the immortal gods

[wilwheaton]

[coruscatingcoven]

I think a lot about how in Morrowind you can sometimes convince people who would otherwise attack you on sight to hear you out and have an actual conversation with you by stripping naked before you talk to them. I understand its a semi-unintended consequence of the nudity lines having higher priority than they should, but its really funny to imagine that these murdering assassins are just so flabbergasted by the chosen hero of prophecy turning up naked and trying to negotiate that it just stunlocks their brains into forgetting they had to kill you.

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]