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i have been wholly unimpressed so far with every “what raven cycle character are you?” quiz i’ve taken so i spent the day making one myself. the possible outcomes are blue, adam, ronan, gansey, noah, henry, kavinsky, mr. gray, persephone, calla, or gwenllian. tell me your results in the tags!
#ronan
If you don’t manage to have children in your lifetime, you are ending a bloodline which lasted, unbroken, for 3.8 billion years..
sappho fragment 80 (l-p 126)
over two and a half millennia later and lesbians is the same
Found @setheverman in an 80s manga. I wasn’t gonna make this post at first but I was convinced by my partner.
thank you this is illegal and your partner will pay for their crimes
Does… does this mean someone knew Seth Everman would become a famous person before he was even born? o.O’
you’re a fool to think my creation lives within your concept of time
I love that the Loki fandom has transformed from 14 year old girls thirsting over Tom Hiddleston to lesbians in their 20s just relating to his chaotic neutral bullshit
Bold of you to act like that’s not the same people but older and gayer.
*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:
I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE
Is he like the opposite of Bob Ross?
Yes.
character: *exists*
me:
Morally grey: A character who does too much bad to be a good person, but does too much good to be a bad person.
Sympathetic villain: A character who is a bad person, but whose backstory/character arc makes you feel sorry for or sympathetic towards them.
Anti-hero: A character who does bad things to achieve a good goal.
Anti-villain: A character who does bad things to achieve a goal that they believe to be good, but is actually messed up.
Just plain annoying: A character who does bad things to achieve a bad goal but has one throwaway line about a hard childhood that is expected to put them into one of the aforementioned categories when in reality it just makes them annoying
I’m such a slut for thunderstorms
I had the worst dream last night.
It wasn’t a proper nightmare. Proper nightmares and I are actually sort of friends, or at least familiar acquaintances. When we drive by each other, we lift our fingers off the wheel in a sort of wave. When we see each other’s names in the paper, our mouths do that shape of ‘I know that guy.’ When one of us drops something in the grocery store, the other one will lean over to pick it up first.
But this was just a crappy dream.
The house was on fire. Not my house. Not your house. Just the house, the house we all were in. There was one door, which I checked with the back of my hand, like they taught me in grade school. Do they still teach that? Probably. Fire stays the same. Hand check said: everything is fire. Visual check confirm: everything is fire.
There was one window that didn’t open all the way. Good enough, though. I’m like an octopus, in both real life and a dream — if my beak can fit through the hole, so can the rest of me. I shoved everyone out through the hole.
But not you. Who is you? It was Not Me, and so it had to be you. You were sitting up on the second floor balcony in a ridiculously upholstered chair, legs crossed. You were staring at a book while everything around you burned.
I came for you, I told you.
I can’t fit through that hole, you replied, still staring at the book.
You haven’t even tried, I said.
Have you even seen the hole? you said. Have you seen me?
Even in the dream I was running the options. I could work with physics. I could fix the hole. I couldn’t work with despair.
So you’re just going to give up? I demanded.
You looked up from the book. Ash was rising from the ground around you — I don’t know if that’s how ash works in a house fire situation or if that’s just what my brain said should happen because of too many recreational bonfires — and it looked like you were underwater.
You said, I never liked real life. Not like you. You’ve always liked real things.
You picked the book back up again.
I climbed through the hole and the house burned down and with it, you and your stories.
It was the worst dream.
I woke up and I figured I’d better tell you before the fire starts that you can make the stories real, and that’s the reason why I like the real things. Next time, if you try to make it through the hole, I’ll try to show you how to close the gap between story and real, ok?
why are people still talking about voltron? y’all ever seen ratatouille
Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed
I’m going to buy a copy of the New York Post for the first time in my life and frame it to commemorate the greatest headline in the history of journalism
IT’S LIT, FAM
[ID: Twitter used TMBWBIT2 @trolls2cast , 7 minutes ago. “THE MCELROY BROTHERS WILL BE IN TROLLS 2″. A link to the article: The Unbelievable True Story Of How 3 Podcasts Trolled their Way into Trolls 2 from Vanity Fair. End ID.]
this one screenshot is like a microcosm of their personalities
Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!
The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that
