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beepathan

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

#reblog to totally water someone. get pranked #april fools #ok thats all. goodnight #beeps

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dog goes gorp

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why are people even questioning obesity in america

merlinsbearditsthedoctor

why is your tea liquidised?

american-auror-story

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

merlinsbearditsthedoctor

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

asmallvillageincanada

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

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WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

randomthingieshere

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

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so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

cloudyobsession

England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

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[skeletons ooh-ing]

saveoursestras

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

myfriendscallmemaury

#INTO THE HARBOR

theanimangagirl

prettyboyshyflizzy

Englad doesn’t own anything

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except that time we owned most of the world

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If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

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I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

phlying-squirrel

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

vampire-spit

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

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There’s more people still active than I thought there’d be

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ma’am ur he/him gnawed on his leash and broke free..😐

hi

#homo #gay lovers #look at em go #damn do u think they kiss #werewolf bf #boyfriends #haha gay #mlm #homosexuality?!? cool

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wanna kiss boys

wanna kiss their noses and their foreheads and their hands and especially their pretty lips

chaseschases

take me to a place that’s yours and show me things that only you could show me. take me to your old school and relive your younger memories that only you still cling to. bring me to the bookstore where you first fell in love. show me your first room while i patiently listen to you describe how you grew up

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wanna keep telling them how happy they make me, and how pretty and amazing they are until they stop feeling the need to blush every time i remind them

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maybe i just wanna be comfy with you. maybe i just want blankets and you and warm cocoons and you and our most comfortable clothes and y

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i’m losing sleep over them (affectionate). i’m eagerly awaiting their 2am texts. i smile into the dark all night long. i stay on call while they fall asleep, and find that it comes easier to me too. i’m losing sleep over them but they never seem to tire me out.

an-angel-0f-death

I want someone to hold my hand and I want to cuddle someone while they sleep and say good morning and welcome home to them and cook for them and clean for them and listen to their laugh and play old video games with them and give them kisses on the forehead and snuggle them and be with them and

redactedforyourhealth

late december feels like getting home from a long hike and taking your shoes off and exhaling and slowly forgetting what being outside felt like, left only with the ache in your legs and the sunset. like closing a beloved book not because you want to stop reading, but because it’s late and your eyelids are heavy and your fingers are beginning to fumble the pages. like deep cleaning your apartment and throwing away things you’ve kept for years, things still holding nostalgia and sentimentality but no longer practicality, usability, necessity. it’s the sudden end to the chapter, always feeling cut short even though the same thing happens every year. anyway. happy december 30th.