Crocs and shitposting

I'm a non-binary ace lesbain who is an illustrator but will rarely share my work | I obsesse over GW2 and minecraft too much

[wrenhavenriver]

dishonored 1 is literally 2 dollars on steam right now blease do yourself a favor and acquire/play it if you haven't already

[wrenhavenriver]

dishonored 1 is literally 2 dollars on steam right now blease do yourself a favor and acquire/play it if you haven't already

[amnhnyc]

No, that’s not an eel, or a snake… or a worm. Believe it or not, this critter is a legless amphibian! Meet Beddome’s caecilian (Ichthyophis beddomei).This species, which can grow up to 10.8 in (27.5 cm) long, inhabits parts of India’s Western Ghats mountains. When threatened, it can secrete smelly fluids from its skin before burrowing into the soil to make its escape.

Photo: Girish Gowda, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist 

[maa-pix]

The Rock

Flint, MI

[fiddleheadfinn]

Send this to someone you love 💕

[valtsv]

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

[liberalsarecool]

Know your rights.

[cautious-callum]

Navaornis hestiae

[mikkeneko]

Y'know, one of the things I like about Tumblr compared to other social media sites is that old content is still in circulation. Which means that however much AI generated content is out there, at least I can glance at a post's timestamp and conclude that the cute cat video from 2017 is unlikely to be fake

[lesbianshepard]

Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by things meant to fool wild animals

[dannyvantass]

why leave half of the post in the tags this is amazing

[lesbianshepard]

being mildly nearsighted keeps me humble

[amvs]

cats when they finish their food so there’s no food left because they finished their food and now there’s no food (0 food bc they finished it)

[gazeldhazel]

if Tumblr is just gonna post ads with naked women then I'm just gonna post my own naked woman cause who gives a fuck

[gazeldhazel]

[gazeldhazel]

IM GONNA SCREAM??? THE ACTUAL PORN AD POST DIDNT GET A CONTENT LABEL BUT MY CAT DOES??????????????????

[hokanovastella]

No pussy on tumblr.

[deadwooddross]

A similar face in a different locale, fishermen in the area who don't bring this nuisance a snack to eat tend to find their nets full of holes, their lines snapped, and other such "unlucky" mishaps except of course when a certain chin fish is busy napping off its many breakfasts given by the more senior fisher folk

[pointnclick]

bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die

[raining-anonymously]

this is like if perry the platypus was the villain and heinz doofenshmirtz was the secret agent

[corporationkills]

i love when baby rats look exactly like their parents ......like yes

[corporationkills]

addition

[aquilacalvitium]

Let's squeak with mama

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[nyctosaurid]

did it work