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hey im kai

[averagefairy]

cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

[notlostonanadventure]

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

[averagefairy]

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

[buyakendama]

[ulibeanzz]

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

[kyubumlee]

I’m seeing a lot of strangers in my neighbourhood lately. Including this oddly well dressed lady with a children’s bag.

[quxc-remade-blog]

space furries, otherwise known as

nyasa

[justiceleague]

[sixteenplagues-deactivated20230]

windows 8 can suck my dick

[dild0]

I can’t believe how far technology has come

[just-shower-thoughts]

There was one final day you really truly played as a child at the playground.

[auber-jean]

from Lumberjanes #28

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

[breadygarden-deactivated2016031]

OK you know when you hold a cup on your face without your hands… like you suck all the air out of the cup… i don’t know what it’s called

but it’s like That it’s really good

[pau1y]

you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it

[swimmingpoolmp3-archive]

and this is a piece of performance art called “i take everything personally”

[wannajoke]

[hirxeth]

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[teapartyasian]

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

[cacen]

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

[smattenhove]

smad.

[samirows-blog]

there are two types of people

[weloveshortvideos]

#guacamole

[sweet-bitsy]

Don’t worry everyone I found the full video

[the-queen-of-all-cosmos-arc-blog]

misthalleries yahgs

[shezasag]

She is literally the freest person i have ever seen….inspirational

[asapdesii-deactivated20170711]

why dafuq did she peel the tomato

[squided]

duh so she could pttf the ketchup