Love's Heir Treasure

A woman on my mother's side. Doctoral candidate in sociology. 18+ for my sanity, if not yours.

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[c0ulrophilia]

It's really normal to get hard when an older woman hugs you, remember to stay still and let it happen when she pulls you closer and you feel her hand dipping lower, that's just polite.

[frankendykes-monster]

The history of the world from the late 19th century to now must be understood as the bourgeoisie realizing that we are in a period that ends with them losing all their political power and even their existence as a class in the lead up to communism being achieved internationally, and them spending every waking moment either attempting to delay that from happening or assuming that they've successfully prevented it all together.

[frankendykes-monster]

The entirety of World War II is one of if not the most brazen example of this because WWII started solely and exclusively because the imperial powers let fascism run out of control unopposed solely as a means of assuming the eventual Axis Powers would destroy the Soviet Union. The Soviet Union was such an existential threat that the international bourgeoisie just let Germany, Italy, and Japan commit their collective atrocities. Ultimately over 60 million people needlessly died because the US, UK, France, etc. didn't lift a finger until their award winning strategy bit them in the ass as well.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i mean this so sincerely if you are a man in 2026 you should expect to be on thin fucking ice with the women in your life and if this confuses or enrages you then you are part of the reason why

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

if you aren't even aware that we are right now all of us living in an ongoing worldwide antifeminist backlash, that is not a oh-no-cute-oopsie kind of ignorance. that fully goes past "complicit" and enters "actively part of the problem" territory. it makes me contemptuous of you. it makes me not want to know you at all. i doubt i'm alone in that.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

if you are an LGBTQI+ man & you think that means this doesn't apply to you, thinking that actually makes you one of the worst kinds btw

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Help

[saprophetic]

is this the post you were looking for

[chongoblog]

Tumblr > Google yet again

[hidakka]

Light hello fanart

[sparklycleats]

collection of various low quality digitans from starting gate

[strawberri-draws]

Mihorice

[creekfiend]

I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while and I am sorry if it comes off oddly. How do you navigate an intelligence gap in a relationships? I have dated men of equivalent or greater intellect and found them inadequate in other ways, but when I have dated men less intelligent than me I become frustrated with them and their insecurities bleed into the relationship. You and Ship (or the personas you perform publicly) seem content. How do you avoid getting frustrated? [cont.]

"[part 2] I mean no insult to Ship of course. They seem very attentive and I used to really enjoy their detective skits. From the contents of your blogs they come across as so much less intellectually curious that it surprises me that you are compatible. Do you get adequate intellectual stimulation from other relationships/is that not a need for you in a partner/are my standards unrealistic?"

i have no idea how to respond to this. we have all been in absolutely helpless hysterics about it for the last thirty minutes. this is by far the most deranged ask I have received about my personal life on this website in my fifteen year career on here, and that is saying quite a lot

i can't decide which part of this message is my favorite, but if I HAD to say, probably the part where you appear to be entirely in earnest about this? in almost any other case I would assume a message like this was an elaborate way of insulting me or my partner or both, but I really genuinely don't think that's the case for you, which is actually MORE confusing. its just so compelling. there's so many layers here. i want to hire someone to cross stitch this for me so I can hang it in our living room. i can hear ship intermittently breaking out in peals of hysterical laughter in the kitchen

[creekfiend]

you can see on my heart rate monitor when I opened this ask and began laughing helplessly

[tail-held-high]

Light Hello, pouring herself another beer: When I had my debut, you weren't even born yet, isn't that funny?

Trainer, so drunk she can't stand straight: Can yuo pour that over my shirt?

[qqchurch]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[rosethyme]

"Who stabbed you in the eye, Polyphemus?" "Moi! Moi stabbed me!" "He stabbed himself. Sad."

[cassettetapecryptid]

prev tags from @heydocverdant

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscopy universe -> monostrophe

[thelegendofjenna]

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

[rattyjol]

#AND that fucker taking the low road is going to get to Scotland afore me. very annoying.

[keyboard-worrier]

If you're ever struggling with math, Fields Medalist Yu Deng recommends yuri.

[incoherent-orca]

god bless him and may his egg crack soon

[foafster]

guinea pig

[julucinda]

“If Latin America had not been pillaged by the U.S. capital since its independence, millions of desperate workers would not now be coming here in such numbers to reclaim a share of that wealth; and if the United States is today the world’s richest nation, it is in part because of the sweat and blood of the copper workers of Chile, the tin miners of Bolivia, the fruit pickers of Guatemala and Honduras, the cane cutters of Cuba, the oil workers of Venezuela and Mexico, the pharmaceutical workers of Puerto Rico, the ranch hands of Costa Rica and Argentina, the West Indians who died building the Panama Canal, and the Panamanians who maintained it.”

— Juan Gonzalez - Harvest of Empire: A History of Latinos in America