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we're not kids anymore.

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor
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going to the strip clup with pip plup
this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually
My friend sent me this and I'm.howling
tim allen experiencing acting:
I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room
Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone
“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’
I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive
when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to
I made a little appreciation video for sturgeons :)
@sturgeonposting
one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.
and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.
can you imagine.
[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]
The best thing about this is they all, objectively, did this to themselves. They could walk away at any time and try to get jobs like a normal musician. Not a good option, no, but an option. But they chose to stay on Mr bones wild ride for two decades, cashing that paycheck because the only thing worse than having the same job for 22 years is finding a new one. Working class legends.
ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic
Check him out he’s so cool
Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway
"blowing your load" and "cumming your brains out" are both really good, so you'd think "blowing your brains out" would be fantastic, but,
Libéluleth
“Dragonfly Dragon” by Hye-yang Ji, ©Wemadeio Inc. Accessed at Artstation here
[Commissioned by @wannabedemonlord, as one of their Spanish mythology set. This is inspired by the Caballucos del Diablu, a Cantabrian story about dragonflies as “little horses of the demons”. Of course, since demons in Pathfinder are man-sized or larger, they had to get substantially less little. The name derives from libélula, a Spanish word for dragonfly, plus the all-purpose demon suffix in D&D/PFRPG -leth]
Libéluleth CR 8 CE Outsider (extraplanar) Holding itself aloft on shimmering wings is a dragonfly the size of a horse, its limbs tipped with jagged claws and its jaws agape. Its long tail ends in an enormous stinger.
The libéluleths are one of many forms of Abyssal life that is not quite demon but still born of the fabric of that plane. It is believed that a libéluleth is created whenever a truly penitent mortal burns the remains of their wicked life. The smoke from this fire travels all the way to the Abyss, where it collects into a monstrous, dragonfly-like creature. All libéluleths are dramatically colored, some in patches and some over the whole body, and demons claim they can tell the sins that spawned a libéluleth based on its colors. Libéluleths hate mortals, and look to more intelligent evil outsiders or foolish summoners to open the way to the Material Plane so they can vent their wrath.
In combat, a libéluleth is effective, if not terribly creative. They are adept in maneuvering around a battlefield, and their flight is incredibly precise. When a libéluleth charges, it briefly projects an illusion that makes it seem as if it is standing still until it strikes. Its sting carries a potent curse of misfortune and their bellies burn with the fires that created them, capable of bursting forth in a breath weapon.
Libéluleths are occasionally found acting as steeds for demons, and they are usually willing to play the role. Babau, incubi, succubi and kalavakus are all common demons that may choose to ride a libéluleth, but others are certainly possible. Some demon cultists or conjurers call upon libéluleths to act as steeds as well, but mortals must always be on their guard lest the libéluleth turn on and consume its master.
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible
You can always spot a ttrpg idea proposed by someone who exclusively plays and has played 5e, because they'll always propose you use a D20 for something that could and should be done with another die, or just not done with a roll at all.
"Roll a D20 to determine a random encounter": you are looking for a d10 or d12
"Roll a D20 to know how bad your injury is.": you are thinking of the humble d100 aka d%
"Roll a D20 to see an NPC's starting attitude towards your party.": you are thinking of things your Gamemaster should determine