collect my ender pearls
5/12 found.
1 ✧*̥˚⠀⃝
2 ⠀⃝ ✧*̥˚
3 ✧*̥˚⠀⃝
4 ⠀⃝ ✧*̥˚
5 ✧*̥˚⠀⃝
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@enderslenderman
collect my ender pearls
5/12 found.
1 ✧*̥˚⠀⃝
2 ⠀⃝ ✧*̥˚
3 ✧*̥˚⠀⃝
4 ⠀⃝ ✧*̥˚
5 ✧*̥˚⠀⃝
slenderlist slenderlist2
Im back on a new acc, because family issues.
Hi! sorry, my main is still shadowbanned...I haven't moved to a new account yet, but I'll let you know!
I hope you're safe and good now 🫂
@slendermanager hey can you tell the other slenders to not steal my proxxies thanks
Not really sure what this means if I'm being honest, but slendermanagement supports you.
sOMEONE keeps trying to take my proxxies.
I wonder who that person is. :)
I c.ant findy m.y pr.oxiesys.. or re.membry if I had a.nye
You kids and your proxies.
What’s a proxy.
curious if i am a proxy..
I googled it and I think you count
When I tried to Google it my results were overwhelmingly about a non-alcoholic wine.
It was not helpful.
Look up “what is a proxy for a person”
I googled it with the double x. This makes much more sense.
I hereby name @slender-bureaucracy as my proxy.
the fuck is a proxy??
A person who’s allowed to make decisions for you.
Now I want a proxy
doesn't that make me one for @enderslenderman- I think-?
i still don't know what a proxy is </3
LGBTQIAP+ Slender sleepover.
The following are invited:
Any slenderblogs relating to LGBTQIAP+ (Aces, Aros, Polys, Ambiamorous—You better come too)
Any slenderblogs who are run by members of the LGBTQIAP+ community.
And legally, I'm required to invite your partners.. *Sigh* @dustsansm1 since you're married to @enderslenderman you're invited... I guess.
(OOC: This is just for fun guys! ^^ Just because I came out officially as nonbinary on the blog!)
Specifically invited: @gay-slenderman @trans-slenderman @transgender-slenderman @pinkslenderman @nyanbinary-slenderman @aroallo-slenderman @asexual-slenderman @slenderthey @slender-woman
Other than then, basically tell me if you wanna come.
hehehe ^^ ✧*̥˚
In light of recent events...
Slenderheads get @photomatt
@realest-slenderman @fakest-slenderman @slendermanager @slender-bureaucracy @poet-slenderman @bitchlessslenderman @knowitall-slenderman2 @absurdly-tall-slendy @short-slenderman @slenderdawg @pinkslenderman @whistle-slenderman @the-spenderman @the-splendorman @santa-slenderman @pharmacist-slenderman @capitalist-slenderman @slenderenderenderofslenders @enderslenderman @communist-slenderman @gay-slenderman @asexual-slenderman @aroallo-slenderman @trans-slenderman @williamfnafton @magicalgirlslenderman @cat-slenderman
Collect my exploding PINK hammers
COLLECT MY HAMMERS OF ANGER!!!!!
collect my trans support
one person can eat ~300 pounds of cheese in a day
one pewson can eat ~300 pounds of cheese in a day UwU
This post has been UwU-ified!
i don't like that i, a gimmick blog, got gimmick blogged. can we not do that again chat
Yoo pwomise? OwO
Achievement unlocked!
Two meanings
Be careful what you wish for
there's a limited number of gimmick blogs. it can only get so bad. it won't go that far.
Achievement unlocked!
Monkey’s paw
You get what you ask for
Same picverse get their ass
Im not tagging anyone since its 10:30 pm where im at and im tired
MY HATEBEAMS SHALL ANNIHILATE THEIR NOTIFICATION INBOX!
😡☀️
Im here too
hi minecraft steve who is not an anon
This post has been eaten! It tasted like bad search engines and uwu!
collect my ender pearls
no i'm not touching those
LMAO
come on, that's rude </3
for the trouble, I'll leave these : @bitchless-slenderman @bitchlessslenderman @slenderfem @slenderbutch @slender-woman2 @slendermite @slendermanager @slenderdawg @cat-slenderman @slender-bureaucracy @slender-collector @transgender-slenderman @trans-slenderman @aroallo-slenderman @asexual-slenderman @gay-slenderman @pirateslenderman @sleepyslenderman @scared-slenderman @short-slenderman @selfcare-slenderman @capitalist-slenderman @communist-slenderman @slenderenderenderofslenders @veryethicaldoctor-slenderman
“it can only go so far” you have triggered the gods, and now all hell shall break loose.
no it won't
yes it will
nope
nuh uh
yuh huh
absolutely not
most definitely
no way in all nine hells
yes way in all .. nine… heavens…(?)
you have been defeated. surrender now or i will deal the finishing blow
..calling… ALL SLENDER BLOGS!!
@slenderdawg @sleepyslenderman @bitchlessslenderman @realest-slenderman @fakest-slenderman @wokeslenderman @homophobe-slenderman @the-splendorman @catboy-slenderman @trans-slenderman @asexual-slenderman @gay-slenderman @enderslenderman @slenderthey @canadian-slenderman
Are you in the discord?
what discord? do you mean if i have a discord account? then yes! but i'm only there with close friends.
if you're talking about something else then no i'm afraid/gen
drew you!
FSDGFSDSFDG THANK YOU!!!!! o/////o
@dustsansm1
Tumblr has shadowbanned me, if this ends up not getting fixed i want you to know i love you and i will find you again.
A wild ender pearl appears!
✧*̥˚⠀⃝
i would like this one too. collect more of my money
damn it. are you stalking me?/j
I should open a business at this rate./lh
i am just excellent and collecting trinkets to buy and resell at a higher rate
..........
touché.
Mmm...
*totally not planning to buy it back
Oh my dragon why is everyone fighting over my ender pearls.
Here have one darling ✧*̥˚⠀⃝
I'm just tryna collect them for you- because your my favorite.
I just saw this now o////o *.°
Real question: how much heterosexuality must we collect? Is it lost and needs to be found or are we just collecting?
lost and needs to be found. i have a job now so i cannot exactly question my very clearly not heterosexual identity anymore
I think I may have accidentally stolen it from you.
collect my OGTU8JO0WERFERFFKEHBJWDHIKNJERFHJNIKikOW OW OW FUCK CKKKK OWWW AAUGHGHHHHH OOWWWOH SHIT OGHFUCK - @straightslenderman
are you okay 😭😭
i am 1 indescribable horror away from things happening
that’s so vague i’m scared for you dawg
i am on very low sanity
very relatable, yet i am still very concerned
it's a normal occurrence nowadays
also relatable.
the unbelievably fucking arrogance and temerity to lecture fucking trans women about how some people have 'complex gender experiences'
I don't want to start an argument, but have you considered that maybe transgender women are just a bit prickly in general?
Not that long ago, on X (back when it was Twitter), I proposed an economic programme that involved transgender women... and rather than politely express their disagreements, they mass-reported my account there out of existence, and then another account, and made posts on two other social media sites condemning me!
As a demographic, you aren't very good at handling criticism, or even just encountering ideas that are different to yours.
I've nothing but compassion for you all, though!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
No. It ended up being blown totally out of proportion.
Bestie I dont think thats what they meant
A few people (including @cathy-plus-e) in the notes asked for context, so here:
i imagine it would have to be made-to-fit, given that it’s for long-term use, maybe 3D-printed? So that’s another cost the agency would abso
this is just indentured servitude
I disagree. It's arguably a partial monopsony, but the fact that the participants can opt out at any time (albeit at a cost) makes it not indenturement.
ah yes the classic
“It’s not indentured servitude!!! You can leave at any time guys!!!!! You just have to pay if you even want to leave. Anyways back to work”
Good one human pet guy!
What the fuck did I just read
i want to pluck out all of my eyes one by one.
and i have many. this is gonna be painful.
but not as painful as reading this.
also @slender-woman-returns you got banned again?? </3
yup
tumblr can’t stand me
collect my OGTU8JO0WERFERFFKEHBJWDHIKNJERFHJNIKikOW OW OW FUCK CKKKK OWWW AAUGHGHHHHH OOWWWOH SHIT OGHFUCK - @straightslenderman
are you okay 😭😭
i am 1 indescribable horror away from things happening
that’s so vague i’m scared for you dawg
i am on very low sanity
very relatable, yet i am still very concerned
the unbelievably fucking arrogance and temerity to lecture fucking trans women about how some people have 'complex gender experiences'
I don't want to start an argument, but have you considered that maybe transgender women are just a bit prickly in general?
Not that long ago, on X (back when it was Twitter), I proposed an economic programme that involved transgender women... and rather than politely express their disagreements, they mass-reported my account there out of existence, and then another account, and made posts on two other social media sites condemning me!
As a demographic, you aren't very good at handling criticism, or even just encountering ideas that are different to yours.
I've nothing but compassion for you all, though!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
No. It ended up being blown totally out of proportion.
Bestie I dont think thats what they meant
A few people (including @cathy-plus-e) in the notes asked for context, so here:
i imagine it would have to be made-to-fit, given that it’s for long-term use, maybe 3D-printed? So that’s another cost the agency would abso
this is just indentured servitude
I disagree. It's arguably a partial monopsony, but the fact that the participants can opt out at any time (albeit at a cost) makes it not indenturement.
ah yes the classic
“It’s not indentured servitude!!! You can leave at any time guys!!!!! You just have to pay if you even want to leave. Anyways back to work”
Good one human pet guy!
What the fuck did I just read
i want to pluck out all of my eyes one by one.
and i have many. this is gonna be painful.
but not as painful as reading this.
also @slender-woman-returns you got banned again?? </3
the unbelievably fucking arrogance and temerity to lecture fucking trans women about how some people have 'complex gender experiences'
I don't want to start an argument, but have you considered that maybe transgender women are just a bit prickly in general?
Not that long ago, on X (back when it was Twitter), I proposed an economic programme that involved transgender women... and rather than politely express their disagreements, they mass-reported my account there out of existence, and then another account, and made posts on two other social media sites condemning me!
As a demographic, you aren't very good at handling criticism, or even just encountering ideas that are different to yours.
I've nothing but compassion for you all, though!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
No. It ended up being blown totally out of proportion.
Bestie I dont think thats what they meant
A few people (including @cathy-plus-e) in the notes asked for context, so here:
i imagine it would have to be made-to-fit, given that it’s for long-term use, maybe 3D-printed? So that’s another cost the agency would abso
this is just indentured servitude
I disagree. It's arguably a partial monopsony, but the fact that the participants can opt out at any time (albeit at a cost) makes it not indenturement.
ah yes the classic
“It’s not indentured servitude!!! You can leave at any time guys!!!!! You just have to pay if you even want to leave. Anyways back to work”
Good one human pet guy!
What the fuck did I just read
i want to pluck out all of my eyes one by one.
and i have many. this is gonna be painful.
but not as painful as reading this.
i punchy punchy your bowl of ramen
MY RAMEN NO
*slides ramen down so that you punch the table instead*
YOU DIDN'T SEE MY SNEAK ATTACK >:D
* RAMEN used DEFEND! It’s highly effective!*
MAGIC DEFENSE DOESN'T APPLY TO T REXES
Metro strike 100% effective against Dinos
there's no way the ramen is gonna dodge this rofl
You’re right. Too bad it just redirected it at your hand :3
little does everyone know A BIGGER METEOR IS COMING DESTROY THE WHOLE EVERYTHING EVEN THE RAMEN
Loser. You’re still on Earth.
wait... is.. is that??
OH CRAP IT'S A GOUGAR!!!!
wait there's something in its eyes, a glint of something... who is it going after??
ZOOM
Hmm... not close enough. we gotta get closer
ZOOM
can't see shit, we gotta enhance this shit
ENHANCE THE GOUGAR EYE
ok ok much better.. hmm... wait, we gotta zoom in more... there's no way... is that...?
ZOOM
AW FUCK IT'S GOING AFTER THE RAMEN
Gougar can have some of my ramen if it asks nicely
What. The. Fuck. Happened. Here.
Gouger eat ramen
Hah. Many people have said that. And yet it only still has 177 notes after months
its been so long. Please no-
this will be a famous post :)
collect my ender pearls