An enderman who's also slenderman

I wanted to join the slenderverse ok drawing by @bitchless-slenderman ✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧ I married @dustsansm1

[enderslenderman]

collect my ender pearls

5/12 found.

1 ✧*̥˚⠀⃝

2 ⠀⃝ ✧*̥˚

3 ✧*̥˚⠀⃝

4 ⠀⃝ ✧*̥˚

5 ✧*̥˚⠀⃝

slenderlist slenderlist2

[enderslenderman]

Im back on a new acc, because family issues.

Hi! sorry, my main is still shadowbanned...I haven't moved to a new account yet, but I'll let you know!

I hope you're safe and good now 🫂

[cannibal-trenderman]

@slendermanager hey can you tell the other slenders to not steal my proxxies thanks

[slendermanager]

Not really sure what this means if I'm being honest, but slendermanagement supports you.

[cannibal-trenderman]

sOMEONE keeps trying to take my proxxies.

[the-splendorman]

I wonder who that person is. :)

[slenderdawg]

I c.ant findy m.y pr.oxiesys.. or re.membry if I had a.nye

[roud-y]

You kids and your proxies.

[bitchless-slenderman]

What’s a proxy.

[slender-collector]

curious if i am a proxy..

[bitchless-slenderman]

I googled it and I think you count

[slendermanager]

When I tried to Google it my results were overwhelmingly about a non-alcoholic wine.

It was not helpful.

[bitchless-slenderman]

Look up “what is a proxy for a person”

[slendermanager]

I googled it with the double x. This makes much more sense.

I hereby name @slender-bureaucracy as my proxy.

[slender-woman-returns]

the fuck is a proxy??

[bitchless-slenderman]

A person who’s allowed to make decisions for you.

[slender-woman-returns]

ohhhh

[bitchless-slenderman]

Now I want a proxy

[dustsansm1-deactivated20240224]

doesn't that make me one for @enderslenderman- I think-?

[enderslenderman]

i still don't know what a proxy is </3

[sleepyslenderthem]

LGBTQIAP+ Slender sleepover.

The following are invited:

Any slenderblogs relating to LGBTQIAP+ (Aces, Aros, Polys, Ambiamorous—You better come too)

Any slenderblogs who are run by members of the LGBTQIAP+ community.

And legally, I'm required to invite your partners.. *Sigh* @dustsansm1 since you're married to @enderslenderman you're invited... I guess.

(OOC: This is just for fun guys! ^^ Just because I came out officially as nonbinary on the blog!)

Specifically invited: @gay-slenderman @trans-slenderman @transgender-slenderman @pinkslenderman @nyanbinary-slenderman @aroallo-slenderman @asexual-slenderman @slenderthey @slender-woman

Other than then, basically tell me if you wanna come.

[enderslenderman]

hehehe ^^ ✧*̥˚

[bilandi-shmandi-deactivated2025]

In light of recent events...

[veryethicaldoctor-slenderman]

Slenderheads get @photomatt

@realest-slenderman @fakest-slenderman @slendermanager @slender-bureaucracy @poet-slenderman @bitchlessslenderman @knowitall-slenderman2 @absurdly-tall-slendy @short-slenderman @slenderdawg @pinkslenderman @whistle-slenderman @the-spenderman @the-splendorman @santa-slenderman @pharmacist-slenderman @capitalist-slenderman @slenderenderenderofslenders @enderslenderman @communist-slenderman @gay-slenderman @asexual-slenderman @aroallo-slenderman @trans-slenderman @williamfnafton @magicalgirlslenderman @cat-slenderman

[pinkslenderfolk]

Collect my exploding PINK hammers

[slender-mad]

COLLECT MY HAMMERS OF ANGER!!!!!

[enderslenderman]

collect my trans support

[totally-bing]

one person can eat ~300 pounds of cheese in a day

[post-uwuifier]

one pewson can eat ~300 pounds of cheese in a day UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[totally-bing]

i don't like that i, a gimmick blog, got gimmick blogged. can we not do that again chat

[post-uwuifier]

Yoo pwomise? OwO

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Two meanings

Be careful what you wish for

[totally-bing]

there's a limited number of gimmick blogs. it can only get so bad. it won't go that far.

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Monkey’s paw

You get what you ask for

[same-pic-of-venus-everyday]

Same picverse get their ass

Im not tagging anyone since its 10:30 pm where im at and im tired

[hateful-daystar]

MY HATEBEAMS SHALL ANNIHILATE THEIR NOTIFICATION INBOX!

😡☀️

[steve-not-anon]

Im here too

[totally-bing]

hi minecraft steve who is not an anon

[post-eater]

This post has been eaten! It tasted like bad search engines and uwu!

[enderslenderman]

collect my ender pearls

[totally-bing]

no i'm not touching those

[enderslenderman]

LMAO

come on, that's rude </3

for the trouble, I'll leave these : @bitchless-slenderman @bitchlessslenderman @slenderfem @slenderbutch @slender-woman2 @slendermite @slendermanager @slenderdawg @cat-slenderman @slender-bureaucracy @slender-collector @transgender-slenderman @trans-slenderman @aroallo-slenderman @asexual-slenderman @gay-slenderman @pirateslenderman @sleepyslenderman @scared-slenderman @short-slenderman @selfcare-slenderman @capitalist-slenderman @communist-slenderman @slenderenderenderofslenders @veryethicaldoctor-slenderman

[short-slenderman]

“it can only go so far” you have triggered the gods, and now all hell shall break loose.

[totally-bing]

no it won't

[short-slenderman]

yes it will

[totally-bing]

nope

[short-slenderman]

yep

[totally-bing]

nuh uh

[short-slenderman]

yuh huh

[totally-bing]

no

[short-slenderman]

yes

[totally-bing]

absolutely not

[short-slenderman]

most definitely

[totally-bing]

no way in all nine hells

[short-slenderman]

yes way in all .. nine… heavens…(?)

[totally-bing]

you have been defeated. surrender now or i will deal the finishing blow

[short-slenderman]

..calling… ALL SLENDER BLOGS!!

@slenderdawg @sleepyslenderman @bitchlessslenderman @realest-slenderman @fakest-slenderman @wokeslenderman @homophobe-slenderman @the-splendorman @catboy-slenderman @trans-slenderman @asexual-slenderman @gay-slenderman @enderslenderman @slenderthey @canadian-slenderman

[enderslenderman]

Are you in the discord?

what discord? do you mean if i have a discord account? then yes! but i'm only there with close friends.

if you're talking about something else then no i'm afraid/gen

[enderslenderman]

drew you!

FSDGFSDSFDG THANK YOU!!!!! o/////o

[enderslenderman]

@dustsansm1

Tumblr has shadowbanned me, if this ends up not getting fixed i want you to know i love you and i will find you again.

[enderslenderman]

A wild ender pearl appears!

✧*̥˚⠀⃝

[spenderman]

i would like this one too. collect more of my money

[enderslenderman]

damn it. are you stalking me?/j

I should open a business at this rate./lh

[spenderman]

i am just excellent and collecting trinkets to buy and resell at a higher rate

[enderslenderman]

..........

touché.

[dustsansm1-deactivated20240224]

Mmm...

*totally not planning to buy it back

[enderslenderman]

Oh my dragon why is everyone fighting over my ender pearls.

Here have one darling ✧*̥˚⠀⃝

[dustsansm1-deactivated20240224]

I'm just tryna collect them for you- because your my favorite.

[enderslenderman]

I just saw this now o////o *.°

[notstraightslenderman]

Real question: how much heterosexuality must we collect? Is it lost and needs to be found or are we just collecting?

lost and needs to be found. i have a job now so i cannot exactly question my very clearly not heterosexual identity anymore

[enderslenderman]

I think I may have accidentally stolen it from you.

[lucifer-2-electric-boogaloo]

collect my OGTU8JO0WERFERFFKEHBJWDHIKNJERFHJNIKikOW OW OW FUCK CKKKK OWWW AAUGHGHHHHH OOWWWOH SHIT OGHFUCK - @straightslenderman

are you okay 😭😭

[notstraightslenderman]

i am 1 indescribable horror away from things happening

[lucifer-2-electric-boogaloo]

that’s so vague i’m scared for you dawg

[notstraightslenderman]

i am on very low sanity

[enderslenderman]

very relatable, yet i am still very concerned

[notstraightslenderman]

it's a normal occurrence nowadays

[enderslenderman]

also relatable.

[txttletale]

the unbelievably fucking arrogance and temerity to lecture fucking trans women about how some people have 'complex gender experiences'

[the-cybersmith]

I don't want to start an argument, but have you considered that maybe transgender women are just a bit prickly in general?

Not that long ago, on X (back when it was Twitter), I proposed an economic programme that involved transgender women... and rather than politely express their disagreements, they mass-reported my account there out of existence, and then another account, and made posts on two other social media sites condemning me!

As a demographic, you aren't very good at handling criticism, or even just encountering ideas that are different to yours.

I've nothing but compassion for you all, though!

[predesterone]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

[the-cybersmith]

No. It ended up being blown totally out of proportion.

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Bestie I dont think thats what they meant

[the-cybersmith]

A few people (including @cathy-plus-e) in the notes asked for context, so here:

Master of Word, Wit, and Wisdom.

i imagine it would have to be made-to-fit, given that it’s for long-term use, maybe 3D-printed? So that’s another cost the agency would abso

[polarseven]

this is just indentured servitude

[the-cybersmith]

I disagree. It's arguably a partial monopsony, but the fact that the participants can opt out at any time (albeit at a cost) makes it not indenturement.

[slender-woman-returns]

ah yes the classic

“It’s not indentured servitude!!! You can leave at any time guys!!!!! You just have to pay if you even want to leave. Anyways back to work”

Good one human pet guy!

[detective-slenderman]

What the fuck did I just read

[enderslenderman]

i want to pluck out all of my eyes one by one.

and i have many. this is gonna be painful.

but not as painful as reading this.

[enderslenderman]

also @slender-woman-returns you got banned again?? </3

[slender-woman-returns]

yup

tumblr can’t stand me

[enderslenderman]

🫂

[lucifer-2-electric-boogaloo]

collect my OGTU8JO0WERFERFFKEHBJWDHIKNJERFHJNIKikOW OW OW FUCK CKKKK OWWW AAUGHGHHHHH OOWWWOH SHIT OGHFUCK - @straightslenderman

are you okay 😭😭

[notstraightslenderman]

i am 1 indescribable horror away from things happening

[lucifer-2-electric-boogaloo]

that’s so vague i’m scared for you dawg

[notstraightslenderman]

i am on very low sanity

[enderslenderman]

very relatable, yet i am still very concerned

[txttletale]

the unbelievably fucking arrogance and temerity to lecture fucking trans women about how some people have 'complex gender experiences'

[the-cybersmith]

I don't want to start an argument, but have you considered that maybe transgender women are just a bit prickly in general?

Not that long ago, on X (back when it was Twitter), I proposed an economic programme that involved transgender women... and rather than politely express their disagreements, they mass-reported my account there out of existence, and then another account, and made posts on two other social media sites condemning me!

As a demographic, you aren't very good at handling criticism, or even just encountering ideas that are different to yours.

I've nothing but compassion for you all, though!

[predesterone]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

[the-cybersmith]

No. It ended up being blown totally out of proportion.

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Bestie I dont think thats what they meant

[the-cybersmith]

A few people (including @cathy-plus-e) in the notes asked for context, so here:

Master of Word, Wit, and Wisdom.

i imagine it would have to be made-to-fit, given that it’s for long-term use, maybe 3D-printed? So that’s another cost the agency would abso

[polarseven]

this is just indentured servitude

[the-cybersmith]

I disagree. It's arguably a partial monopsony, but the fact that the participants can opt out at any time (albeit at a cost) makes it not indenturement.

[slender-woman-returns]

ah yes the classic

“It’s not indentured servitude!!! You can leave at any time guys!!!!! You just have to pay if you even want to leave. Anyways back to work”

Good one human pet guy!

[detective-slenderman]

What the fuck did I just read

[enderslenderman]

i want to pluck out all of my eyes one by one.

and i have many. this is gonna be painful.

but not as painful as reading this.

[enderslenderman]

also @slender-woman-returns you got banned again?? </3

[txttletale]

the unbelievably fucking arrogance and temerity to lecture fucking trans women about how some people have 'complex gender experiences'

[the-cybersmith]

I don't want to start an argument, but have you considered that maybe transgender women are just a bit prickly in general?

Not that long ago, on X (back when it was Twitter), I proposed an economic programme that involved transgender women... and rather than politely express their disagreements, they mass-reported my account there out of existence, and then another account, and made posts on two other social media sites condemning me!

As a demographic, you aren't very good at handling criticism, or even just encountering ideas that are different to yours.

I've nothing but compassion for you all, though!

[predesterone]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

[the-cybersmith]

No. It ended up being blown totally out of proportion.

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Bestie I dont think thats what they meant

[the-cybersmith]

A few people (including @cathy-plus-e) in the notes asked for context, so here:

Master of Word, Wit, and Wisdom.

i imagine it would have to be made-to-fit, given that it’s for long-term use, maybe 3D-printed? So that’s another cost the agency would abso

[polarseven]

this is just indentured servitude

[the-cybersmith]

I disagree. It's arguably a partial monopsony, but the fact that the participants can opt out at any time (albeit at a cost) makes it not indenturement.

[slender-woman-returns]

ah yes the classic

“It’s not indentured servitude!!! You can leave at any time guys!!!!! You just have to pay if you even want to leave. Anyways back to work”

Good one human pet guy!

[detective-slenderman]

What the fuck did I just read

[enderslenderman]

i want to pluck out all of my eyes one by one.

and i have many. this is gonna be painful.

but not as painful as reading this.

[nyxnell]

i punchy punchy your bowl of ramen

MY RAMEN NO

[nyxnell]

*slides ramen down so that you punch the table instead*

[flurty]

YOU DIDN'T SEE MY SNEAK ATTACK >:D

[nyxnell]

* RAMEN used DEFEND! It’s highly effective!*

[flurty]

MAGIC DEFENSE DOESN'T APPLY TO T REXES

[nyxnell]

Metro strike 100% effective against Dinos

[flurty]

there's no way the ramen is gonna dodge this rofl

[nyxnell]

You’re right. Too bad it just redirected it at your hand :3

[flurty]

little does everyone know A BIGGER METEOR IS COMING DESTROY THE WHOLE EVERYTHING EVEN THE RAMEN

[nyxnell]

Loser. You’re still on Earth.

[flurty]

wait... is.. is that??

OH CRAP IT'S A GOUGAR!!!!

wait there's something in its eyes, a glint of something... who is it going after??

ZOOM

Hmm... not close enough. we gotta get closer

ZOOM

can't see shit, we gotta enhance this shit

ENHANCE THE GOUGAR EYE

ok ok much better.. hmm... wait, we gotta zoom in more... there's no way... is that...?

ZOOM

AW FUCK IT'S GOING AFTER THE RAMEN

[nyxnell]

Gougar can have some of my ramen if it asks nicely

[flurty]

[that-wierd-mimikyu]

What. The. Fuck. Happened. Here.

[nyxnell]

Gouger eat ramen

[nyxnell]

Hah. Many people have said that. And yet it only still has 177 notes after months

[nyxnell]

its been so long. Please no-

[nerdlycrying]

this will be a famous post :)

[enderslenderman]

collect my ender pearls