collect my (short) pages

i am a slender but unfortunately i am very short. i hate this send me asks he/him

[realest-slenderman]

in my eyes slenderman is a trans icon

I wish I had eyes

[pirateslenderman]

Chromakopia is fire

[xluxsolarisx]

guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

[xluxsolarisx]

girl that can shoot bullets out of her penis call that cocked and loaded

[xluxsolarisx]

guy that has no face and wears a suit and is really scary call that. The slenderman

[williamfnafton-deactivated20251]

theme was overdressed

[realest-slenderman]

ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

[ham-and-cheese-studios]

Put it on @official-penis-posts

[official-penis-posts]

Official The One Time I Actually Want A Face On a Penis It Isn’t There Post

[ham-and-cheese-studios]

@realest-slenderman

[realest-slenderman]

collect my... uh...

[short-slenderman]

let's just say. my peanits

[robloxian-slenderman]

happy pride month gamers today I am jumping off a plane

[aroorchid-slenderwoman]

Celebration of pride has never been so perfect

[short-slenderman]

indeed

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

BEST SLENDERBLOG POLL ROUND TWO ROSTER

@notstraightslenderman

@slenderofhearts

@eviler-slenderman

@learningfrenchslenderman

@trendermanthepoet

@selfcare-slenderman

@slender-woman-returns

@transgender-slenderman

@slender-void

@flirtatious-slenderman

@endometriosis-slenderman

@realest-slenderman

@green-slenderman

@detective-slenderman

@slenderman-and-the-tapeworms

@red-slenderman

@bitchlessslenderman

@slenderjester

@sirenslender

@bitchless-slenderman

@author-slenderman

@slenderfurry

@williamfnafton

@flowerslender

@poet-splendorman

@aliceinslenderland

@digital-slenderman

[bitchlessslenderman]

LETS GOOOOOO 💪💪💪💪

[realest-slenderman]

guys PLEASE stop tagging me in reblog bait at this point I hope that person never cleans their room or relearns how to cook or whatever

[slenderpupp]

what if instead of slenderman his name was 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎man and he made you find his 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 pages

[short-slenderman]

hmmm

[yahooo-official]

10k notes and ill post a picture of myself in a skirt with cat ears

[fried-eggs-benedict]

@itsapmseymour

[yahooo-official]

waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait can't we think about this. don't do this. i'm scared guys im scared

[short-slenderman]

hello pogchamps did i miss anything

[absurdly-tall-slendy]

oh hey what’s up

[short-slenderman]

idk that’s why im asking

[short-slenderman]

hello pogchamps did i miss anything

[slender-hero]

Sl endermod :o

Can you give us

A slenderverse meme

uuuuuurrrrr okay :)

[bitchlessslenderman]

omg me

[realest-slenderman]

even though i dont really speak in a canadian accent i feel like i always ALWAYS read in one especially if im reading in my head

[flirtatious-slenderman]

I don't have a British accent but I'm starting to think people read me with one, myself not included

Ive quite literally been asked if I'm British before.

[the-nonbinary-interman]

Oh damn, I'm not the only British Slenderman???

[flirtatious-slenderman]

I'm not British people just think I am

There is a British Slenderman. @british-slenderman

[british-slenderman]

Good morning!

[flirtatious-slenderman]

Mornin darlin~

[realest-slenderman]

even though i dont really speak in a canadian accent i feel like i always ALWAYS read in one especially if im reading in my head

[flirtatious-slenderman]

I don't have a British accent but I'm starting to think people read me with one, myself not included

Ive quite literally been asked if I'm British before.

[the-nonbinary-interman]

Oh damn, I'm not the only British Slenderman???

[flirtatious-slenderman]

I'm not British people just think I am

There is a British Slenderman. @british-slenderman

[british-slenderman]

Good morning!

[flirtatious-slenderman]

Mornin darlin~

[al-w0onder]

Tiktok trend, slenderverse / creepypasta community, i'm so sorry

[short-slenderman]

yes this is very true

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

Slenderblog height data analysis

This is. a lot, so bare with me here.

Section 1: Raw data

The following are 41 different reports of slenderblog heights, in inches (for easy calculation)

24

38

53

61

64

65

65

65

66

68

69

69.25

72

74

76

80

80

81

82

83

83

84

87

92

96

102

103

103

103.5

105

106

108

108

109

110

115

120

132

143

180

184.5

Section 2: Mean, Median, and Mode

The mean slender height (aka average): 90.27 inches (7'6.27")

Median slender height (exact middle point, 50% of slenders are higher and 50% are shorter [besides the ones with this height]): 83 inches (6'11")

Mode (Most frequently occurring height value): 65 inches (5'5)

Section 3: Chart chart chart chart

Section 4: MAD - average height RANGE

The average deviance is quite high, as you'd expect, at 21.67 inches. This means average height would be 21.67 inches less or greater than the mean - resulting in an average height range of 68.6 inches (5'8.6) to 112 inches (9'4).

I'm supposed to be doing homework.

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

conclusion: @discourse-slenderman is smol

[discourse-slenderman]

DID YOU REALLY DO ALL THIS MATH JUST TO CALL ME SHORT

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

No, I did it 'cause I was curious, calling you short is just a bonus.

[discourse-slenderman]

>:[

[flirtatious-slenderman]

If it makes you feel any better, Dandelion, I wish I was your height.

[discourse-slenderman]

..really..??

[flirtatious-slenderman]

Or shorter, really. I want to be the shortest person in the room. No particular reason, I just prefer it that way.

[short-slenderman]

ill always be shorter >:)