Blogging My Life Away

[eddiemunsonsmiddlefingers]

Executive dysfunction is spending three hours telling yourself "I'm going to get up and do this activity that I want to do" but never actually getting up to do it because the scrolly-dash keeps microdosing you with dopamine.

[mahoganymamii]

[d4rk-vigil4nt]

Never been truer.

[funnytwittertweets]

[29xo]

my toxic trait is isolating myself in order to feel better when all i really need is a hug and someone that tells me it’s gon be alright

[thotsxo]

[homofied]

Fourth: “honey” but like condescendingly

[dignitea]

“bitch” but like endearingly

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

We get probably a tenth of what a Caucasian woman gets. And I’m number one on the call sheet, and then I have to go in and I have to hustle for my worth.

I got the Oscar, I got the Emmy, I got the two Tonys, I’ve done Broadway, I’ve done off-Broadway, I’ve done TV, I’ve done film, I’ve done all of it. I have a career that’s probably comparable to Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore, Sigourney Weaver - They all came out of Yale, they came out of Julliard, they came out of NYU. They had the same path as me.

And yet, I am nowhere near them. Not as far as money, not as far as job opportunities, nowhere near close to it. I have to constantly get on that phone, and people say, “You’re a black Meryl Streep. You are, and we love you. We love you. There is no one like you.”

Okay, then if there’s no one like me - you think I’m that - you pay me when I’m worth. You give me what I’m worth. 

— VIOLA DAVIS

[thecryptkeeper]

everyone’s obsessed with having good taste. not me though i watch bad movies on purpose 

[haberdashing]

i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting

[snoopyist]

girls be like “i literally cant do this anymore im at my limit” [continues to do this]

[study-revolution]

gentle reminder: you are very capable and I’m excited for your future

slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it

[pastelparrotlet]

*annoyed but resigned moan of frustration*

[sarcasticslytherins]

Harry’s evil clone: i’m the real Harry Potter, shoot him!

Harry: the only way to keep the everyone safe is to shoot both of us

Hermione, aiming at the clone: the real Harry would never pass up an opportunity to unnecessarily sacrifice himself for his friends

[headspace-hotel]

sometimes it’s like. I have been so brave for so long. I deserve the universe not being terrifying for 5 minutes

[headspace-hotel]

This is getting a lot of notes all of a sudden, y’all ok

[puzzled-niri]

Are you?

[headspace-hotel]

*starts crying*

[daisyprayers]

Experiencing burnout in an area you love doesn’t mean you are no longer passionate about that thing, or are any less good at it. It’s often an indication that there are other parts of your life that need your care. A garden looks most beautiful when every flower is watered, and you deserve to nourish yourself in the same way. You will flourish again.

[606cxt]

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

[souppippin]

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

[adhd-vibes]

when I’m at the grocery store and I just keep repeating one item to myself over and over again so I don’t forget it

[sameblogdifferentname]

And then i forget it anyway

[stars-bean]

incorrect Star Trek quotes

[laurens-german]

This is so patronising. Leave it to you to use big words when you’re smashed.

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger