[spicymemedad]

I deman you to do it ?

[chrisweedpiano]

[achillesinhighheels]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

honestly I wouldn’t mind the “likes and replies do nothing!” posts so much if every person writing them didn’t sound like a cartoon supervillain berating an underling

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you fool. you imbecile. likes and replies do NOTHING. you think anyone cares what you have to say? you’re dirt. you’re nobody. I didn’t create you to have ‘opinions’ or ‘commentary’. I created you to REBLOG and extend my reach across the empire, like a virus—and I can unmake you just as easily. I don’t care what you like. it’s not your job to like or to think. do you understand me? good. do not disappoint me again.

[luluu9sblog-deactivated20220911]

you’re allowed 2 minutes of sadness then you gotta keep it gangsta

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[targetedknowledge]

[fisutiddies]

[apatheticfluorescence]

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[headspace-hotel]

[gawayne]

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

[gondwana]

How it feels to say Hi

[kaylmao]

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[evilvillain123456789]

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

[cognitohazardous]

then its literally not you girl

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[memorycycle]

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

[thursday]

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

[crocanti]