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pokemon: “we put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single game”

captoring

explorerrowan

Listen, Game Freak, I’d buy your frustration if you never did it again. But instead, I’m pretty sure every generation of Pokemon game has at least one hidden thing in or behind a trash can. If you don’t want us looking there, stop putting things there.

catchymemes

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

boy-obsesed-barbie

I mean….she’s not wrong tho.

shakugan-archive

just my personal opinion……

toastoat

bedupolker

sinnerbird

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start

sinnerbird

also this thread is open to anyone

sinnerbird

very-salty-popcorn

A very small boi enters

5radchan

@alpha-bread

alpha-bread

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

pettyartist

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

kuro--sawa

A pocket sized boy

charlesoberonn

pegasusie

The smallest friends you could imagine

blue-randomcity

Can I join?

dirtbagdefender

killowave

supremeshogunrj

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

halfblood-demigods

I’m

repost-this-image

The best part, to me, is the disclaimer at the bottom of the image.

paranoidgemsbok

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine

zooophagous

God SAME.

It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”

And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.

dredsina

Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

hokuto-ju-no-ken

I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

quinzelade

Why do you hate Jesus

hokuto-ju-no-ken

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

pbmychoices

Endless Summer • Comic Cover

cobaltdays-deactivated20210208

theinfiknight

Thank the fucking gods this filled me with fear

radha-the-introvert

I scrolled too fast to skip the post but then I saw the Good Boy

movie-gifs

The Addams Family (1991), dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

vodcar

country gnomes,

take my bones

cryptidfuckery

to a place,

they don't belong

annabellioncourt

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

druggeddraccus

west virginia

zagreus

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise an insecure perfectionist who never finishes anythi

stuffedanimalpurse-deactivated2

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet