Rye Would You Do That?

AB, Al, Alph. I don't know how to start a new line in the blog description anymore. Sometimes I draw things! Word of warning, sometimes I also reblog 18+ posts, usually if they're funny.

[pixlerelish]

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

[lintwizardlyart]

backstory comic for my girl tiphereth

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[omtai]

The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

[ceruleanheaven]

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

[boycritter]

just finished learning how strong i can be if i have to!! i hope the next thing i learn is something fun and awesome 😁😁😁

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[panicatthecriscodisco]

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[dorothylarouge]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[thememedaddy]

[thomasmomwell]

[tlirsgender]

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

[tlirsgender]

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

[agentcricket-art]

all the little vignettes from the poster project. if you want context head on down to below the read more c;

felicity reveal: wick split off from the party while everyone was doing shopping errands, and when he came back i clocked that the vibe was just off. rootsmasher and hornmiir were off doing. something. i rolled an incredibly clutch nat 20 insight check that revealed wick was bleeding from a cut on his thigh. and as i was asking what happened, another roll (nat 20 as well?) alerted me that something was Wrong and wick peeled off his face to reveal it was actually felicity in disguise.

arson disguises: after finding felicity's base and wick's abandoned dead body, we decided to burn the evidence and the house down. but we had to be in disguise. of course.

goat song: the reason felicity starting pursuing jack in the first place is because he stole this egg relic, which actually had been hiding a powerful fae named oghma this whole time. it was this really cool scene where it was revealed that jack's been hearing the ambient music my dm's been playing the whole time. sort of a 4th-wall breaking insight advantage he gets now for interactions and things.

phillip missile: we were fighting.... something. a yeti? orc? in an ice cave. and rootsmasher threw our mountain goat, phillip, as a projectile. if i remember right he critted on that shot too. but that was like almost 3 years ago so who's to say?

cuddle puddle: they had just gotten wick back from the first time he died with them, and had escaped from some weird flesh factory run by a cult in the basement of this castle and wanted to take a long rest. we tried to invite wick to the cuddle puddle as well but he declined 😔

hag dunk: we were fighting a hag (i believe this fight followed the phillip projectile fight) and for the finishing move rootsmasher and hornmiir dunked the hag in her own boiling cauldron of soup. and then we took the cauldron and it can produce all kinds of liquids so we basically never have to worry about supplies ever in this campaign.

[memeuplift]

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