[revvethasmythh]

happy birthday to THE bitch of all time

[kitkat-245]

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

[feed-the-roses]

[silvysartfulness]

The supreme good is like water, which nourishes all things without trying to. It flows content through the low places that people disdain.

Thus, it is like the Dao.

-Lao Tzu, 4th century BC

Milk is cruel.

-tumblr user kitkat-245, 21st century AD

[typhlosionofficial]

There’s a time and place for everything.

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[retrogamingblog]

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[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I’m genuinely curious, has anybody ever played through Majora’s Mask and not been stressed out like… the whole time

[blackwingguru]

what part of majora’s mask is stressful? it’s the most beautiful game in the franchise, it fixes or betters every flaw ocarina had, and the story is fun and engaging, where’s the stress?

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[scatterbug]

yes youtube, thats exactly what wailord said

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[realpokemon]

*sand attack* *sand attack* *sand attack* *sand attack* *sand attack* *sand attack*

FUCK MY EYES

I'LL KILL YOIU FOR THAT

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[thepromiscuousfinger]

[ommanyte]

A while ago, in this post I listed my shorthand names for each one of the 2.3 million pokémon movies. Here they are, illustrated

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[mollyjames]

I'm so sorry ma'am, yes I know your car was attacked by a Sudowoodo and your policy does cover damage from Rock types, but our system has it listed as a Grass type. There's nothing I can do.

[mollyjames]

Ma'am your pokemon has a ×4 weakness to ground type. We can't insure that- graveler are too populous here and look at its defense scaling. Have you considered investing in an air balloon?

[mollyjames]

I know it's tedious ma'am, but if you teach your pokemon at least one HM that will qualify you for our Expidition Bonus, which gives you a 10% discount on your policy and provides coverage for natural disasters

[mollyjames]

Ma'am that's our EXP-All plan, you have EXP-Share which only covers one additional pokemon

[mollyjames]

I'm sorry ma'am our company is no longer providing accident or disaster insurance in your area. For more information you'll have to speak with the Absol and Xatu in our Calamities department.

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[goldensunset]

[bugsbian]

woah blake that's not the script

[rylandsgrace]

This is cinema actually

[cinematicnomad]

#I love how ali looms as a threatening force the entire video #and she does try to commit murder suicide #absolute cinema (via @dragoonthegreat)

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

[jumpingjacktrash]

i mean if you look at how npc’s talk about their pokemon, they’re service animals mostly. some of them are just pets. apparently they really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle other people’s pokemon for socialization, it’s like going to the dog park.

hell yes i’d be mad if i took my chronic pain support chow-chow to the dog park and some asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog enjoyed the tussle at first.

look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden. it’s not a special forces attack paras. it’s just a bug that eats dandelions. please calm down.

[maxknightley]

This is precisely why Cooltrainers are exiled to the mountains

[theaussielemming]

It’s not the trainers’ fault, they’re going about their god damned business trying to get badges and go to the Pokemon League and stop legendary Pokemon from fucking shit up and save the world, but they’ve got fuckin’ Hiker Willy stopping them on the path and running over here like;

“PLEASE WILL YOU STOMP MY TWO GEODUDE INTO THE EARTH!”

Like, fuck off, if Willy didn’t want my Swampert to one-shot his hiker helpers then he shouldn’t be trying to harass unaccompanied 10-year-olds halfway up a mountain. I mean, at some point, ya gotta know what a trainer looks like, and the majority of them are little tweens running around by themselves. These are little twerps trying to go up against the Elite Four, they’re not messing around.

Hiker Willy is asking for it. He’s asking me to kill his Pokemon. 

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[kittyichooseyou]

I laughed until I cried.

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[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

I am in LOVE with the sheer absurdity that is the idea of Cyrus, a man who all but wanted to blow his brains out, succeeding in creating his nihilistic paradise, a grey and empty world devoid of emotion

then getting pulled through a wormhole into an alternate universe

and planted in fucking 

Alola

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[piglii]

GIOVANNI YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS IS BULLSHIT LIKE HALF OF TEAM ROCKET’S POKEMON ARE MADE UP OF GODDAMN ZUBATS

[jyzavi-deactivated20150215]

But they are zubats from around the world.

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