endorphins & dolphins

Joanne // a p dead account

[vladtheunfollower]

[micahhangelo-deactivated2020112]

Uh idk who is cuter

[yan-tonz]

<3 <3 <3

[thecornfedmusclepup-deactivated]

I LOVE SLOTHS

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I am DONE with FACEBOOK these moms I went to high school with have ZERO CLUE they’re sharing fetish art as a cute mommy meme

[scienceviking]

So… Instead of informing said FB moms of what they’re actually posting, you just bitch to Tumblr because they don’t know everything you do? That’s super mature of you!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yeah lemme just go tell this woman I talked to twice when we were 17 that I recognized her harmless repost as my little pony porn that’ll brighten her day

[yesterdaysprint]

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol

[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[awed-frog]

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[madsrocketship]

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

[black-sadness]

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

[nudevice]

I fucking hate y’all . Guilty 😂😂😂

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[srsfunny]

I’m emotionally wrecked

[glass-garden-deactivated2026072]

JIM HENSON USED THE KERMIT THE FROG PROTOTYPE TO MAKE ADS IN THE 1950′S-60′S?? THEY’RE ALL CURSED AND IM AFRAID TO WATCH THEM . GOD HELP ME

[glass-garden-deactivated2026072]

[mousathe14]

Uhmmmm….

@wackd

[ryanccole]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

honestly you really need to see these things in motion because they’re buck wild

(also i’m gonna be That Guy and point out that wilkins wasn’t a prototype kermit as kermit already existed, although he was Kermit the Fucked Up Lizard Thing rather than Kermit the Frog at that point in time)

[8abbott-of-odd0]

There is absolutely no attempt at seduction in these advertisements. We are given no reason to think this coffee is actually any good. The only motivation we are given to drink this coffee is fear.

[candida44]

[kibokkkkkko]

wow! what kind of chicken lay that egg

[dongboss]

[ommanyte]

I arrive in Africa

Drums: echoing Boy: hurried Rains: blessed

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I am forcibly dragged away from you

[sartorus-deactivated20160224]

People: are you ok?

Me: yea

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys

[warmbooze-blog]

this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category

[cathedralblood-deactivated20161]

Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”

[mortrouge]

[just-shower-thoughts]

One day, someone will say “’sup” for the last time ever. He will be the Last Supper.