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🐝💛they/them•24•🇺🇸🇧🇷•I am a simple person. I see a character with yellow or orange in their color palette and I simp. Pfp is by @sdrawberrii-mochii

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[batsandboba]

(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

[t00thpasteface]

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

[crap-userrname16]

[dailycatsblog]

[transhuman-priestess]

if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

[purlty23]

[abigail]

how life feels when you go alone to see a fun movie and when you leave the cinema the sun is still out

[abigail]

how life feels when you go alone to see a movie that really just hit you deeper than expected and resonated with you in some kind of way and when you leave the cinema the sun has just set

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[crimewave420]

im jacking you.

[iamoutofideas]

[parakeet]

20 years of neil banging out the tunes this coming monday. save the date

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[beaft]

face of a man who has known sorrow

[beaft]

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again

[soulren]

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

[64mpg]

those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke