dark matter

It's more than a feeling We're building a d r e a m that we've always had clear in our sights. Watch it ignite as we open our eyes aol: music.isdead

[triiplecat]

[energyinside]

yes anon, my daughter will absolutely not know who her father is regardless of the fact that she already calls me daddy.

[energyinside]

@doctorpcircus he immediately dropped his bag of candy, climbed into the chair and ripped his shoes off. well alright.

[chillsmybones-deactivated202009]

i’m never going to forgive you. you left me all alone, babe. how could you. YOU KNOW I’M PRONE TO ACCIDENTS.

[energyinside]

Oh piss off, babe. I didn't expect you to go doing bloody cartwheels off mattresses for christs sake.

[violetthepositive]

Dude, when you find out, let me know. Like three people are trying to make me “base dance” and I don’t fucking know what’s going. I just woke up.

[energyinside]

... You poor, poor girl. Have you tried throwing tea bags at them while singing British classics to scare them away?

[triiplecat]

You’re not very based, babe. It’s always too early for you, go back to bed under your rock.

[energyinside]

--I don't think I'm supposed to show up on the pH scale, love.

[kiaras-circus]

If you find out, let me know? Everyone’s confusing me with their lack of english speaking and I have a headache. 

[energyinside]

The last time I tried to understand what everyone was bloody saying, I just ended up getting a headache so I'm just--going to not even try to figure this out honestly. Let's just... have a nice, proper English conversation over a nice proper cup of English tea.

[energyinside]

What the piss is everyone talking about...? It's too early for this.

[energyinside]

Best part of being a dad: dressing your children in embarrassing but cute Halloween costumes.

[doppeltsehen]

…. So you are saying to me that you will not turn the air conditioning on because it’s October.. Old man, mein gott. 

[energyinside]

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying, boy. I swear I'm gonna drag you boys to grandmum and granddad's just to show you I'm nowhere near as bad as they are.

[ripmyeyes0ut]

BACK IN MY DAY……. I sold dope for a living and women were hotter and the whole government only cared about world peace and food stamps. Also, back in my day, I had the most stylish haircut ever, aye.

[energyinside]

.... Actually, the afro was about six years past its style date and I will willingly admit that, so excuse you.

[doppeltsehen]

….. Dad, we do have air conditioning.. and fans. With the front cover off of them, did you know this? How strange.

[energyinside]

.... It's October. I shouldn't have to run my bloody air conditioner, it should be bloody cool all day already. Bloody global warming is going to kill all of my tour-fans.

[ripmyeyes0ut]

Nice to see you’re alive and well enough to bitch and moan about the weather changes, Dad.

[energyinside]

Would you like me to continue into a hissy about the government? And about how back in my day things were different, aye?

[doppeltsehen]

….. You’re off the xbox, dad?

[energyinside]

Between the bloody heatwave and constant use it got too hot----- so I put it outside for a bit to cool of. Just waitin'.

[energyinside]

It's October and it's still that time of the year where it's freezing in the early morning and late at night, but too bloody hot for the sweaters you've got to/want to wear by the middle of the day. What the piss is this?

[energyinside]

triiplecat replied to your post: M!A: Shaun now has an opposite personality to his normal self for two days. (Personality switch)

…wait what

..... hi bird.

[energyinside]

M!A: Shaun now has an opposite personality to his normal self for two days. (Personality switch)