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[englebirdhumperlink]

I would like to order one cranned berry pls

[englebirdhumperlink]

Zeus: Heeeeeeeey deeeeeeez!

Hades: *sigh* what?

Zeus: NUTZ!

Hades: every.... single.... day....

[englebirdhumperlink]

Has charmin made a commercial featuring GOldikicks and the TP bears?

Big opportunity; she just gonna say THEY’RE ALL JUST RIGHT to like the 50 varieties of toilet paper they obviously have in their bathrooms.  

Those bears just fuckin’ love shitting.

[englebirdhumperlink]

I am not feeling very cash monday :(

[englebirdhumperlink]

Swurves

Me: Look at these little blue communists.  They’re called Smurfs.

JRR Tolkien:  :)

Me:  You don’t... HAVE to....

JRR Tolkien:  Smurves ... :)

[animalyears]

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

[boimgfrog]

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

[animalyears]

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

[boimgfrog]

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

[animalyears]

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

[boimgfrog]

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

[animalyears]

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

[englebirdhumperlink]

This is why I’m always requesting Orichimaru-sama relocate me to a different facility :/ 

[englebirdhumperlink]

Darth Montoya

Hello, my name is Darth Montoya!  I am your father!  Prepare to die!

[englebirdhumperlink]

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