Bi(g mess)

Autistic dumbass with a blog, enjoy. Maito - any pronouns, I have no interest in owning a gender

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 24

Count Von Count (Sesame Street)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 22

Goofy (A Very Goofy Movie)

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 11

Percival de Rolo (Legend of Vox Machina)

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 2

Luigi (Nintendo)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

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This isn’t the final edit but I thought y’all might like to see what I’m working on for @yellowis4happy 🫶

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The base image is from Norman Lindsay’s A Homage To Sappho

This will be the second time I’ve switched up the genitalia on one of this series but is the first time I’ve hand drawn the addition of the body hair and genitalia. More adjustments made tomorrow but yeah!

This was the pervious piece I did!

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Let’s fuckin GOOOO

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Breaking to go eat dinner but hey!

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I have some segments to redo, refining to do with a single thread going back thru, and graphite to carefully remove but per request some of the ladies got top surgery

I’m literally so stoked about this piece I’m so mad I keep having to take breaks bc whenever I concentrate for too long my jaw clenched up again and I start getting pain in my faceee

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*dragging myself across the floor and covered in blood* it is finished…

My bad I’ve been in a mixed episode for almost two months and it’s made me have more episodes of lying in bed unable to move or do anything meaningful

But here we are!

[vampyros-lesbos-1971]

Throwback to one of the prettiest pieces of embroidery I've ever seen 💖⚢

[homericnerd]

Hey babe wake up they found a fragment of Homer’s Iliad inside the gut of a 1,600 year of Egyptian mummy

[enjoying-this-hellsite]

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/egyptian-mummy-iliad-papyri

What the fuck?

This is so cool!

[xenosaurus]

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

[xenosaurus]

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

[ao3commentoftheday]

Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read. 

Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people. 

Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!

[loves-alibi]

kiss your screen every time you see a typo or grammatical error in my fics because it means it's home grown and not some ai bullshit and im dead serious about this

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[hamabee]

The Moon and Her Ocean

[csny]

everymorning: i think im about to die. i think im going to die. im actually going to die. this is it. im going to die. im going to die immediately.

every single night: lock in. OK. Lock In. Change your Life. I love you. Lock in. This is going to be big. I’m going to change the world. Ready? I love you. Lock in. I have an idea. Lock in.

[pink-sharkz]

Consider. Skywishes and Star Catcher as Cadance's parents

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art by @niochemblyat

[messygoku]

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

[famylee83]

This man needs to be hunted for sport.

[radiocatnip]

Did you see the Midnight Channel last night? 📺

Baby's first cross stitch, now with the matt, frame, and all the details finally, finally done. The last image is to show the slight bubble of the tv screen

11/14/25 Update: Ohhh my god I did not expect this many notes! By popular demand I've uploaded the pattern here!