Enoch O’Connor

[p0t-sm0ker]

Why is me and my brother @daiias-driver on this list?? We didn’t even do anything be here!!

WHY ISN’T @that-bl00dy-dead-riser on the list, HE DESERVES TO BE THERE!!!

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

To what 'list' are you referring?

[p0t-sm0ker]

The “miscellaneous youth” list Enoch!!. Why am I and my brother on this list and you aren’t

Hell why is @enochtheanimator in this list. He hasn’t even done anything

[enochtheanimator]

I am fine with this classification.

[p0t-sm0ker]

Well I’m glad that you are but I’m not since I haven’t done a thing to be classified as “miscellaneous” AT ALL

[enochtheanimator]

I just don’t understand why Horace isn’t on it.

[p0t-sm0ker]

I guess the bird lady has favorites

[enochtheanimator]

Horace is my favourite, too.

Don’t tell him I said that.

[p0t-sm0ker]

Why is me and my brother @daiias-driver on this list?? We didn’t even do anything be here!!

WHY ISN’T @that-bl00dy-dead-riser on the list, HE DESERVES TO BE THERE!!!

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

To what 'list' are you referring?

[p0t-sm0ker]

The “miscellaneous youth” list Enoch!!. Why am I and my brother on this list and you aren’t

Hell why is @enochtheanimator in this list. He hasn’t even done anything

[enochtheanimator]

I am fine with this classification.

[p0t-sm0ker]

Well I’m glad that you are but I’m not since I haven’t done a thing to be classified as “miscellaneous” AT ALL

[enochtheanimator]

I just don’t understand why Horace isn’t on it.

[p0t-sm0ker]

Why is me and my brother @daiias-driver on this list?? We didn’t even do anything be here!!

WHY ISN’T @that-bl00dy-dead-riser on the list, HE DESERVES TO BE THERE!!!

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

To what 'list' are you referring?

[p0t-sm0ker]

The “miscellaneous youth” list Enoch!!. Why am I and my brother on this list and you aren’t

Hell why is @enochtheanimator in this list. He hasn’t even done anything

[enochtheanimator]

I am fine with this classification.

[p0t-sm0ker]

WHY IS A MCDONALD’S EMPLOYEE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!

wtf did I even do to be in this position!!!. @that-bl00dy-dead-riser who even are you

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Ah, the famous Ricky Pickering. I was wondering how long it would take you to show up. See, I have a little bit of a thing for your boyfriend but he doesn't like me, so the only logical next step is eliminate the competition. No hard feelings, yeah?

[p0t-sm0ker]

TF YOU MEAN “no hard feelings”!!!! Listen man I don’t know who you are but the only person getting eliminate is you by leaving JACOB ALONE

( I knew I had a good reason to buy a gun )

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

That's cute. I'd like to see you try and kill me. Tell me, do you have any understanding of the term "dead-riser"?

[p0t-sm0ker]

No but all I know is that you’re a psycho who’s trying to KILL ME so he can be with my lover, who doesn’t even love you AT ALL

( you don’t even have a chance btw )

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

I. Am not. A psychopath. And of course he doesn't love me because he loves you. Getting rid of you will solve that. Simple maths, Pickering.

[enochtheanimator]

Death doesn’t quell love.

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

You're quite right. To quell something is to put a stop to it and that's entirely the opposite of what I'm trying to do. At least someone around here agrees with me.

[enochtheanimator]

I fear you’ve wildly misinterpreted what I said. @prophetic-fashionista please help.

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Shhhhhhhh you agree with me. You agree with me. Everyone agrees with me. I'm not delusional. I'm a genius. Now shut up and agree with me.

[enochtheanimator]

No, I very strongly disagree with you. If the Bird found out about all of this, she’d have a cow!

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

You think I care? I may not have been able to get revenge on our dad but I'm going through with this and nobody can stop me.

[enochtheanimator]

Revenge on Father would be preferable to whatever it is you’re doing now.

[p0t-sm0ker]

WHY IS A MCDONALD’S EMPLOYEE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!

wtf did I even do to be in this position!!!. @that-bl00dy-dead-riser who even are you

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Ah, the famous Ricky Pickering. I was wondering how long it would take you to show up. See, I have a little bit of a thing for your boyfriend but he doesn't like me, so the only logical next step is eliminate the competition. No hard feelings, yeah?

[p0t-sm0ker]

TF YOU MEAN “no hard feelings”!!!! Listen man I don’t know who you are but the only person getting eliminate is you by leaving JACOB ALONE

( I knew I had a good reason to buy a gun )

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

That's cute. I'd like to see you try and kill me. Tell me, do you have any understanding of the term "dead-riser"?

[p0t-sm0ker]

No but all I know is that you’re a psycho who’s trying to KILL ME so he can be with my lover, who doesn’t even love you AT ALL

( you don’t even have a chance btw )

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

I. Am not. A psychopath. And of course he doesn't love me because he loves you. Getting rid of you will solve that. Simple maths, Pickering.

[enochtheanimator]

Death doesn’t quell love.

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

You're quite right. To quell something is to put a stop to it and that's entirely the opposite of what I'm trying to do. At least someone around here agrees with me.

[enochtheanimator]

I fear you’ve wildly misinterpreted what I said. @prophetic-fashionista please help.

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Shhhhhhhh you agree with me. You agree with me. Everyone agrees with me. I'm not delusional. I'm a genius. Now shut up and agree with me.

[enochtheanimator]

No, I very strongly disagree with you. If the Bird found out about all of this, she’d have a cow!

[p0t-sm0ker]

WHY IS A MCDONALD’S EMPLOYEE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!

wtf did I even do to be in this position!!!. @that-bl00dy-dead-riser who even are you

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Ah, the famous Ricky Pickering. I was wondering how long it would take you to show up. See, I have a little bit of a thing for your boyfriend but he doesn't like me, so the only logical next step is eliminate the competition. No hard feelings, yeah?

[p0t-sm0ker]

TF YOU MEAN “no hard feelings”!!!! Listen man I don’t know who you are but the only person getting eliminate is you by leaving JACOB ALONE

( I knew I had a good reason to buy a gun )

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

That's cute. I'd like to see you try and kill me. Tell me, do you have any understanding of the term "dead-riser"?

[p0t-sm0ker]

No but all I know is that you’re a psycho who’s trying to KILL ME so he can be with my lover, who doesn’t even love you AT ALL

( you don’t even have a chance btw )

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

I. Am not. A psychopath. And of course he doesn't love me because he loves you. Getting rid of you will solve that. Simple maths, Pickering.

[enochtheanimator]

Death doesn’t quell love.

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

You're quite right. To quell something is to put a stop to it and that's entirely the opposite of what I'm trying to do. At least someone around here agrees with me.

[enochtheanimator]

I fear you’ve wildly misinterpreted what I said. @prophetic-fashionista please help.

[p0t-sm0ker]

WHY IS A MCDONALD’S EMPLOYEE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!

wtf did I even do to be in this position!!!. @that-bl00dy-dead-riser who even are you

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Ah, the famous Ricky Pickering. I was wondering how long it would take you to show up. See, I have a little bit of a thing for your boyfriend but he doesn't like me, so the only logical next step is eliminate the competition. No hard feelings, yeah?

[p0t-sm0ker]

TF YOU MEAN “no hard feelings”!!!! Listen man I don’t know who you are but the only person getting eliminate is you by leaving JACOB ALONE

( I knew I had a good reason to buy a gun )

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

That's cute. I'd like to see you try and kill me. Tell me, do you have any understanding of the term "dead-riser"?

[p0t-sm0ker]

No but all I know is that you’re a psycho who’s trying to KILL ME so he can be with my lover, who doesn’t even love you AT ALL

( you don’t even have a chance btw )

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

I. Am not. A psychopath. And of course he doesn't love me because he loves you. Getting rid of you will solve that. Simple maths, Pickering.

[enochtheanimator]

Death doesn’t quell love.

[p0t-sm0ker]

WHY IS A MCDONALD’S EMPLOYEE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!

wtf did I even do to be in this position!!!. @that-bl00dy-dead-riser who even are you

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Ah, the famous Ricky Pickering. I was wondering how long it would take you to show up. See, I have a little bit of a thing for your boyfriend but he doesn't like me, so the only logical next step is eliminate the competition. No hard feelings, yeah?

[enochtheanimator]

What is wrong with you?

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

You stay out of this.

Had I a penny for every time I was asked that by someone I thought was my friend I'd be a very wealthy man.

[enochtheanimator]

@prophetic-fashionista assist me.

[p0t-sm0ker]

WHY IS A MCDONALD’S EMPLOYEE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!

wtf did I even do to be in this position!!!. @that-bl00dy-dead-riser who even are you

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Ah, the famous Ricky Pickering. I was wondering how long it would take you to show up. See, I have a little bit of a thing for your boyfriend but he doesn't like me, so the only logical next step is eliminate the competition. No hard feelings, yeah?

[enochtheanimator]

What is wrong with you?

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Everyone is asking that question sadly….. and nobody has an answer ( somebody please save me )

[enochtheanimator]

I cannot help you.

[p0t-sm0ker]

WHY IS A MCDONALD’S EMPLOYEE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!

wtf did I even do to be in this position!!!. @that-bl00dy-dead-riser who even are you

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Ah, the famous Ricky Pickering. I was wondering how long it would take you to show up. See, I have a little bit of a thing for your boyfriend but he doesn't like me, so the only logical next step is eliminate the competition. No hard feelings, yeah?

[enochtheanimator]

What is wrong with you?

[headmistress-peregrine]

Miss Alma LeFay Peregrine’s

New Year’s Resolutions

Learn how one uses “Microsoft Spreadsheets.”

Consider an improved filing system for the Council of Ymbrynes.

Continue to research the exotic world of modern colloquialisms.

Rather than awakening at 3 o’clock in the morning, wake at 4 o’clock, achieving an additional hour of rest if only to cease someone’s incessant fussing.

Watch a motion picture. Mr. O’Connor recommends “The Exorcist,” which he claims is a delightful comedy.

I’ve decided to partake in the coerlfolk custom of “New Year’s Resolutions” after observing other users of the Tumblr. Why it must be public is beyond me, though I do admit it is an entertaining activity.

[w1ll14mth3bl00dy]

@autistic-necromancer @that-bl00dy-dead-riser @enochtheanimator so would any of you say that youve seen the exorcist a hundred and sixty seven times and it keeps getting funnier every single time you see it?

[enochtheanimator]

Yes, the girl is hilarious and she spews pea soup at priests

10/10 comedy

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Your universe is mad, and your Enoch is madder. As much as it pains me to say this, I feel very bad for you.

@enochtheanimator

Thanks….. I’m well aware that my universe of the peculiars are trying to get revenge and want me to join the revenge party witch I’m not planning

thanks for saying this. Makes me feel that I have a right to be angry at them and myself right now since I feel sick

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

@enochtheanimator what treachery is this?! We were getting along perfectly well! You're certainly far more reasonable than @autistic-necromancer! I thought we were friends!

I'm not mad, I'm a visionary, a genius! The Evil Alliance will rule the world and there is nothing anybody can do about it. I thought you liked me, I thought we were friends, I trusted you. In breaking that trust, you have made some very dangerous enemies.

[enochtheanimator]

You kidnapped Jacob, seems pretty damn mad to me.

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

How many times do I have to say it? As long as everyone cooperates, no harm will come to Jake. I just need him as leverage to make sure nobody tries to stop me from killing my dad.

[enochtheanimator]

You’re trying to kill your (our?) father?

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

Yes. Wanna help? Where and when are you right now and how easily could you get to/help us get to Glasgow sometime between 1904 and 1920?

[enochtheanimator]

We’re 2008 in Florida, but I’m sure I could get there without too much trouble. Maybe Horace would help…

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Your universe is mad, and your Enoch is madder. As much as it pains me to say this, I feel very bad for you.

@enochtheanimator

Thanks….. I’m well aware that my universe of the peculiars are trying to get revenge and want me to join the revenge party witch I’m not planning

thanks for saying this. Makes me feel that I have a right to be angry at them and myself right now since I feel sick

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

@enochtheanimator what treachery is this?! We were getting along perfectly well! You're certainly far more reasonable than @autistic-necromancer! I thought we were friends!

I'm not mad, I'm a visionary, a genius! The Evil Alliance will rule the world and there is nothing anybody can do about it. I thought you liked me, I thought we were friends, I trusted you. In breaking that trust, you have made some very dangerous enemies.

[enochtheanimator]

You kidnapped Jacob, seems pretty damn mad to me.

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

How many times do I have to say it? As long as everyone cooperates, no harm will come to Jake. I just need him as leverage to make sure nobody tries to stop me from killing my dad.

[enochtheanimator]

You’re trying to kill your (our?) father?

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Your universe is mad, and your Enoch is madder. As much as it pains me to say this, I feel very bad for you.

@enochtheanimator

Thanks….. I’m well aware that my universe of the peculiars are trying to get revenge and want me to join the revenge party witch I’m not planning

thanks for saying this. Makes me feel that I have a right to be angry at them and myself right now since I feel sick

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

@enochtheanimator what treachery is this?! We were getting along perfectly well! You're certainly far more reasonable than @autistic-necromancer! I thought we were friends!

I'm not mad, I'm a visionary, a genius! The Evil Alliance will rule the world and there is nothing anybody can do about it. I thought you liked me, I thought we were friends, I trusted you. In breaking that trust, you have made some very dangerous enemies.

[enochtheanimator]

You kidnapped Jacob, seems pretty damn mad to me.

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Can you please contact your miss peregrine or a ymbryne if not ANYONE

SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!

[enochtheanimator]

She’s visiting Miss Finch.

[h0llow-xpl0re]

Your universe is mad, and your Enoch is madder. As much as it pains me to say this, I feel very bad for you.

@enochtheanimator

Thanks….. I’m well aware that my universe of the peculiars are trying to get revenge and want me to join the revenge party witch I’m not planning

thanks for saying this. Makes me feel that I have a right to be angry at them and myself right now since I feel sick

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

@enochtheanimator what treachery is this?! We were getting along perfectly well! You're certainly far more reasonable than @autistic-necromancer! I thought we were friends!

I'm not mad, I'm a visionary, a genius! The Evil Alliance will rule the world and there is nothing anybody can do about it. I thought you liked me, I thought we were friends, I trusted you. In breaking that trust, you have made some very dangerous enemies.

[enochtheanimator]

You kidnapped Jacob, seems pretty damn mad to me.

[enochtheanimator]

You and alternate universe you seem to be getting on okay. What's going on with that?

@prophetic-fashionista

I’m not entirely certain. Apparently he’s older than we are by at least two years. I don’t know much about him and his universe, though.

[prophetic-fashionista]

Oh. That is rather strange.

I wonder if there's another me

[enochtheanimator]

There is. My doppelgänger mentioned that your age was unchanged in his universe.

[prophetic-fashionista]

I cannot say if I am happy or offended.

[enochtheanimator]

Dunno. I just think it’s bizarre that he’s in love with Jacob of all people. There are far better options.

[prophetic-fashionista]

Well Jacob isn't bad. His fashion taste is, however.

[enochtheanimator]

Maybe, but Jacob? I never understood why Emma liked him aside from him looking like Abe, let alone why I (alternate universe or not) would ever like Jacob.

[prophetic-fashionista]

Yes Emma does have strange taste in men. I don't understand either..

[enochtheanimator]

Like I said, there are far better options.

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

You think I want this? You think I could ever tell him? You think I don't spend every minute wishing I could hate him, wishing there was a world where I could tell him why I don't want him around?

Of course Emma only liked him because he reminded her of Abe. She never really loved him.

Not like I could.

[h0ll0wgasts]

For the love of birds Enoch do you love him or not because both of the portman’s and me are sick and tired of you and the alliances bullshit

Every day you say or do something new to make @h0llow-xpl0re hate you more and more but yet you still expect him to have some kind of feelings for you when he has many options

He has a punk , pizza delivery boy , some popular girls wanting to be with him and will actually make him happy but yet your still have the audacity to horrible things and expect him to like you back

HELL YOU KIDNAPPED HIM FOR FUCK SAKES

WHERE IS HE ENOCH

[enochtheanimator]

I’m sorry, he did what?

[h0ll0wgasts]

He kidnapped the boy he clearly “loves” aka his Jacob Portman. now I’m trying to find him before I sense/ feel that he’s dead…… I don’t need that boy dead

[enochtheanimator]

I have. I’m… what?

[h0ll0wgasts]

Nono not you the other you @that-bl00dy-dead-riser and the other versions of Olive and Millard have kidnapped their Jacob for some sick plan of theirs

Hell he’s probably having a panic attack by now…..hell I’m having one

[enochtheanimator]

Hollows can panic?

[enochtheanimator]

You and alternate universe you seem to be getting on okay. What's going on with that?

@prophetic-fashionista

I’m not entirely certain. Apparently he’s older than we are by at least two years. I don’t know much about him and his universe, though.

[prophetic-fashionista]

Oh. That is rather strange.

I wonder if there's another me

[enochtheanimator]

There is. My doppelgänger mentioned that your age was unchanged in his universe.

[prophetic-fashionista]

I cannot say if I am happy or offended.

[enochtheanimator]

Dunno. I just think it’s bizarre that he’s in love with Jacob of all people. There are far better options.

[prophetic-fashionista]

Well Jacob isn't bad. His fashion taste is, however.

[enochtheanimator]

Maybe, but Jacob? I never understood why Emma liked him aside from him looking like Abe, let alone why I (alternate universe or not) would ever like Jacob.

[prophetic-fashionista]

Yes Emma does have strange taste in men. I don't understand either..

[enochtheanimator]

Like I said, there are far better options.

[that-bl00dy-dead-riser]

You think I want this? You think I could ever tell him? You think I don't spend every minute wishing I could hate him, wishing there was a world where I could tell him why I don't want him around?

Of course Emma only liked him because he reminded her of Abe. She never really loved him.

Not like I could.

[h0ll0wgasts]

For the love of birds Enoch do you love him or not because both of the portman’s and me are sick and tired of you and the alliances bullshit

Every day you say or do something new to make @h0llow-xpl0re hate you more and more but yet you still expect him to have some kind of feelings for you when he has many options

He has a punk , pizza delivery boy , some popular girls wanting to be with him and will actually make him happy but yet your still have the audacity to horrible things and expect him to like you back

HELL YOU KIDNAPPED HIM FOR FUCK SAKES

WHERE IS HE ENOCH

[enochtheanimator]

I’m sorry, he did what?

[h0ll0wgasts]

He kidnapped the boy he clearly “loves” aka his Jacob Portman. now I’m trying to find him before I sense/ feel that he’s dead…… I don’t need that boy dead

[enochtheanimator]

I have. I’m… what?