i lived

i lost my old account rip - I'm an adult and sometimes it shows in the stuff I post - I will never make this blog look pretty

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

forgive me father for sometimes i just say things

[aingeal98]

Imagine waking up for the very first time and you're in hell. And you spend every minute you can trying to find ways to escape and you finally do manage to get out into the real world and you discover that you're actually the devil. CEO of hell. And you've got like 5 minutes before you get sent back so you do everything you can to destroy your CEO self's power before they get you and you succeed but then they do get you and knock you out. And the next time you wake up your gay elderly coworker is waterboarding you. Happened to my good friend Helly R

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im ready to get obsessed with someone or something again. And bartender make it unobtainable

[sliversoakley4]

i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

[spookacola]

What’s yours is mine

[watermotif]

just remembered that how we spend our days is how we spend our lives. 😍fuck

[whovianbuffalo]

[martindykewood]

i love the term “affair”…. not only are you cheating on your partner but its like A Whole Thing

[shrylia]

Who are you?

[kekomyo]

anyone done this yet

[spiribia]

It’s impossible to queerbait me because I don’t hope or dream for anything at all

[junglejim4322]

Straight people will do literally every sex act known to man kind except piv and say some shit like “yeah we didn’t have sex we just fooled around a little”

[sailermoon]

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

[sailermoon]

but then who would i be

[charl0ttan]

i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier

[mortalityplays]

ok. are we just sending notifications when we feel like it now

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[talkwithtatsu]

too good for tags

[glo-shroom]

patient's odd phobias: venetian blinds