sir this is a mcdonalds

[tuaincorrect]

klaus: what is toothpaste if not bone soap?

ben: existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security

[ooc-amongus]

[spookyfbi]

Ok so we’ve discussed Klaus seeing young Dave in that fraternal way and wanting to be a queer example to him at a time when he knew Dave was struggling, but do you think Klaus ever looked at Dave as like, the generation of gays who paved the way for his own generation to be as open as he was? Do you think that Klaus ever looked at Dave and everything he was coming up against in his time period and just felt an overwhelming swell of pride in Dave for being as brave as he was?

[horrorhargreeves]

jesus fuck

[spookyfbi]

We’ve talked about this, quit hiding your glorious commentary in the tags

[raggedydolls-deactivated2021022]

so heres more modernish dave headcanons for the people <3

Idave actually rlly enjoys!!!!!! taking things apart n putting them back together,. like radios, locks, ect !!! he likes looking at how things work!!!!! he iz v fascinated by them!!! and will spend hours taking things apart and putting them back together !!!!!!!

Keep reading

[dazesanddoodles]

okokok here me out: adhd!dave

[dazesanddoodles]

october is a she/they sapphic

[sunshinesalmon]

im in college and i thought you were just saying the month of october has she/they wlw vibes. i was about to reblog it anyways

[dazesanddoodles]

you would still be correct, the month of october definitely radiates she/they sapphic energy

[spookyfbi]

On a scale of Dave to Elliott, how would you react to seeing an entire person materialise in a flash of blue light right before your eyes?

[spookyfbi]

I finally tweeted it and Cody liked it!!!

[trashcanprince]

cringetober prompt #4 - glomp >_<

thanks for showing up stan

[enter-witty-username-here]

ajajsh i’m crying in the club rn

[spookyfbi]

Not a single thought in my head today except for the very specific scenario where Dave is revived by and then works for the Commission and then he and his partner get a mission to kill the Hargreeves siblings and as soon as Dave sees Klaus’ name on the list he begs his partner to walk away from the mission but the partner refuses so Dave kills them and takes the briefcase back to 2019 and tries to look up Klaus in the phone book but of course Klaus isn’t listed and the only name he recognised from the kill order is Vanya so he goes to Vanya’s apartment and tells her that she and what he assumes from the name are her relatives are in danger and of course she’s not sure if she can trust him because she doesn’t know him but he says that Klaus will vouch for him so she goes ok fine come in but... and her eyes glow as she says this... if he tries anything he will regret it. And that’s how season 3 ends set up for excitement in season 4!

[afronerdism]

Let’s fight.

What’s the worst household chore? Clearly it’s doing laundry.

[enter-witty-username-here]

changing bedsheets makes me wanna cry

[rivare]

happy birthday to the hargreeves

[thelostswede]

[blueartistic813]

TONIGHT

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

TONIGHT

[scretladyspider]

Tonight!!!

[gee-whatsgoingonhere]

T O N I G H T

[102938475618-deactivated2021050]

3 HOURS LEFT! ( In my timezone)

[skeleton-deactivated694225]

T O N I G H T

[lookiamnotcreative]

[surprisebitch]

now this is perfect halloween content

[thehargreevessiblings]

Not you, Leonard

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

[enchantedpineseed]

this was the glass jar guy verbatim

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

I'm afraid to ask.. what happened? 😬

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

Are you fucking kidding me

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This post: I (42m) moved in with my lovely gf (28f)

Me: I already know there’s a 99% chance you’re the arsehole.

[postilionstruckbylightning]

I was also pretty sure he was in the wrong from the start, but I was interested in this jar collection. How many jars would there be - forty? Fifty?

Ten. This guy was throwing a shit fit over ten jars. This woman has fewer than a dozen mason jars that she keeps because they add a little fun to the work of keeping hydrated - not losing weight, you stupid turnip, keeping hydrated - and that’s some huge imposition for you? What the fuck, dude?

[frick-it-all-to-hecc]

Not to mention he moved in with her. It's not like they got a new place together and the jars didn't fit in their new environment, (even if that were the case throwing away someone else's belongings just because they inconvenience you is not ok) he knew that she had these jars in her own home and moved in without asking if she would get rid of/downsize them for the sake of space. And he threw them out when she was sleeping, meaning he knew she would protest throwing them away. Also idk about yall but waking up is usually the best time to hydrate.

Also the weight thing? Yeah fuck this guy

[andrzej-doodoo-deactivated20201]

What a useless scrote.

[uhforfuckssake]

[capoctillery]

40-year-old man-babies stop trying to make girls half your age your new mother challenge

[timidsketch]

When fatphobia meets sexism meets abuse

[roguecampingrainstorm]

I was seriously making some kind of “certified asshole” checklist in my head I was like

Woman in her 20s dating guy in his 40s or older

Irrationally angry over something small

Professional (bartender) acting like a pretentious critic over something harmless she probably just likes doing

Fatphobia

Destroys or gets rid of gf’s stuff

not using his main account because he expects his gf to stumble upon the thread

And that’s just what I came up with off the top of my head as I was reading it

[enter-witty-username-here]

season 3 can be absolute shit in every other area and i won’t bat an eye but if we don’t get cody back to play dave i will riot